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Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS!
REMOLAY: {yelling} I don't wanna!
I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE!
CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne
SETTING: Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck {easter egg}
Transcript
{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee
REMADIN: I still have no clue what this is
court with the packy}
ZOO977: I've never checked a 7 sea high email before!
REMADIN: 7 seas or high seas? You can't have both my good man.
{opens an email}
Hello, Zoo.
REMADIN: Sup?
Whats up with that big
wart on your face?
REMOLAY: Yeah, I've been wondering about that too...I suggest making a wart cream.
-LD
ZOO977: {when reading the email pronounces ld as load} Wart cream, wide load?
REMADIN: hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.
REMOLAY: Well, that's kinda dickish by your standards, wouldn't you say?
I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship!
REMOLAY: Because all cruise-takers have huge warts!
ALBINO: Yum. Krispy cream!
REMADIN: Now I'm hungry.
REMOLAY: What, Random doughnut time already?
ZOO977: This amn't a time for doughnuts!
ALBINO: Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream?
REMADIN: What? What does that mean?
ZOO977: Thats what you meant?
ALBINO: {quick} Of course!
REMOLAY: {hammy} Of COURSE!
ZOO977: Albino, you're a genius!
REMADIN: What? What does he mean? {getting angry} I demand someone tell me what he means!
{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}
DOT: So what are we making today?
REMOLAY: A nuclear bomb?
REMADIN: Me angry?
REMOLAY: Wait! I've got it. A mess.
ZOO977: Wait, Is this a cooking show?
DOT: I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera
REMOLAY: Hidden?
in front of us.
ZOO977: {picks up a knife} I dont want to know.
REMADIN: That makes three of us
{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos
REMOLAY: I do not need any more instances of white goo today!
are in bowls on a coffee table}
ZORAX: {floats in} Whats this?
DOT: Just some creams we made!
REMADIN: Too much information, Dot. Too much information
YVONNE: You dont have warts!
ZOO977: I know! These are eating creams!
YVONNE: I'm pretty sure most people want to eat.
DOT: These are food creams!
REMOLAY: There are a million wrong ways I could read this exchange
ZORAX: {eye lids lower} Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart?
ZOO977: Yes, why?
ZORAX: He sent me the same email.
REMADIN: That JERK!
REMOLAY: I kinda like him.
ZOO977: Anyways, want to try some cream?
ALBINO: {walks in} Yum yum! {tries a spoonful of one. he turns red}
ZOO977: Ummmm... What did you put in for something sweet?
DOT: I dunno. {cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring} Some sugar!
{canned laughter from Remolay and Remadin}
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Easter Eggs
Click on the top container of chili powder.
- EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
- {cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}
REMOLAY: I don't get it.
Fun Facts
- The cruise ship is a refference to the last email.
- 7 seas high mean to be on the sea.
- The hidden camera breaks the fourth wall.
- This is the first instance of yvonne cooking.
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