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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/adult
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About
Raggon ask's zoo what he would be like as an adult. A sub question rises.
CAST: Zoo977, random kids, Older zoo, office workers, an orchestra, scientists, Dot, Zorax, Xaviar (easter egg)
SETTING: The pool room, a living room, an office building, a concert hall, a labratory, a house
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room}
ZOO977: As I went down in the river to type, an e-e-mail about that good old way. {opens an email}
REMOLAY: Still go nothing. Seriously, can you use a song I've heard of
Hey Zoo!
What would it be like if you were a adult?REMOLAY: Slightly more destructive
REMADIN: Yet, better written.
Your friend,
Raggon
ZOO977: Well, there are a few types of adult's {pronounced adults with a hard a}
REMADIN: Please don't do that again. It annoys me when anything does that.
out there. Let's scratch down to the center of this ice berg!
REMADIN: If this is anything like it implies, it will be long, cold, and painful.
{cuts to two kids playing in a blue room}
ZOO977: For one funner to controle type, there are peanuts adults.
REMOLAY: Explain to me how this is more fun to control than, say, a Vigilante
{an older zoo walks onscreen}
REMADIN: Not if he's a Peanuts adult
OLDER ZOO977: Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. {pronounces each wah like adults in charlie brown do}
{cuts to an office building. many people are working}
ZOO977: Next, theres a adult that really needs to go to solitay confinment.
REMOLAY: See, this is much more fun to control. And more likely.
{an older zoo977 flies in riding in a helicopter}
OLDER ZOO977: WEEEEEEEEEE! {begins randomly shooting everywhere}
REMOLAY: The workers remain unflinching
{cuts to an orchestra.}
ZOO977: Next, theres the guy who spends his whole life practacing and gets into the ordchestra!
REMADIN: I remember when mom would take us to the ordchestra. So painful
{the orchestra stands. zoo is seen in it, playing his flute}
{cuts to a labrotory. and adult zoo is wroking with chemicles.}
REMADIN: Ah, the most dangerous
ZOO977: Next, there's the idiot scientist.
REMOLAY: Ah, the most fun.
OLDER ZOO977: If I mix these unstable chemicles, a bomb that will cause all birds to go extinct will be made! {holds the viles like hes about to pour one into another.
REMADIN: Two minutes later...
REMOLAY: Cut to Zoo's funeral...
cuts to a living room. zoo is on a chair, with hot cocoa, wrapped in a towel}
ZOO977: And then there's the adult who gets into some giant surgical accident.
REMOLAY: Eh, close enough.
{cuts back to the computer}
ZOO977: There ya go, rags on a rack. Well, the-
DOT: Wait!
{a zoom out shows dot next to the desk}
DOT: Are there any adults with plomarten?
REMOLAY: With what?
REMADIN: I assume it's a form of Phlobotinum
ZOO977: Leets find out! {typing} People with plomarten underscore list dot exe. {presses enter} Lets soo,
REMADIN: Soo, 1. Locks at two of the great lakes in Sault Saint Marie. 2. Misspelling of See
me, you, albino... Here! Xaviar... zorimen? {yelling} ZORAX!
ZORAX: {floats in} Yes?
ZOO977: Why didn't you tell us you had an older brother?
REMOLAY: Probably the same reason I don't alway mention mine.
REMADIN: Who said it's his brother? Wait... HEY!
ZORAX: Ever notice my flotation device? He caused me to need it.
ZOO977: Erm... ohlookatthetimebye! {rushes out}
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Easter eggs
Press zorax at the end to see a picture of Xaviar.
Fun Facts
- Xaviar is a character zoo planned on making around this email.
REMOLAY: I could have sworn he was used earlier. I guess I was wrong.
- Zoo plays the flute, explaining why older zoo was playing it in the orchestra.
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