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Summary
Sir strong bad and strong man are after zoo and albino!
REMADIN: I think this was established in Blast for the Past 1.
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, The Homestar Runner, Sir Strong Bad, Fat Dudly, Sloopy
SETTING: The Motel, The Lobby, Old Timey the field, Strong bads Basement, The Grits factory, an office
Transcript
{cuts back to the motel room. Zoo wakes up}
ZOO977: Good morning, alpine tree!
REMOLAY: Zoo's speaking in Homsar! Quick, get the holy water!
ALBINO: What?
ZOO977: Tree's can talk?
ALBINO: {throws some water on zoo's face} Wake up!
REMOLAY: I would have done the more violent method of "punching repeatedly" or "Beating with a blunt object", but this works too.
ZOO977: I'm trying to fit in here, and the only way to do that is to act brainless!
REMADIN: Act?
ALBINO: Anyways,
REMADIN: Horrible Segue-ways
Ima go get us some breakfast!
ZOO977:Ok!
REMADIN: Generic acknowledgement that someone said something!
{goes up to the desk, with the fancy on it. clicks email}
REMOLAY: and Albino isn't bothering with breakfast now?
Subject: Gonna Cut YouHey sucka!
I'm a cut you up!
- Strong BadREMADIN: Rule broken. At least this one isn't Zoo's fault
ZOO977: Have you not noticed that I'm in the past? Or do yo- Wait, what? Bad grammar? This isn't strong bad!
REMOLAY: It must be Strong Bad's evil twin brother, Weak Good!
{checks the senders bar} Who the craps
REMADIN: Verb in the present tense, or a card game.
"sir strong bad"?
REMADIN: So much for Zoo not breaking the rule.
REMOLAY: Greetings, sucker! I am going to cut you with a sharp object repeatedly!
ALBINO: {just before leaving the room} We'll have to find out after breakfast.
REMOLAY: Wait, so Albino waited for Zoo to check his email?
ZOO977: Erm... I wanna come. Especially after the "Zoo loves roasted pickles" incident.
REMOLAY: Who dosen't roasted pickles?
REMADIN: Yeah, Watchu got against roasted pickled
{cuts to the motel lobby. Sir strong bad, the homestar runner, and fat dudely are downstairs}
ZOO977: Waddaya mean you don't have bologna {pronounces as it looks}
REMOLAY: Yeah, that joke isn't funny anymore
sammiches?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {working there} I'm sorry, all we have are bologna sandwiches!
ZOO977: {eyelids lowered} And you did not get that how?
REMADIN: I doubt he gets it now.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Not a clue.
{zoo and albino grab two sandwiches, and walk up to a table. they begin to eat}
SIR STRONG BAD: {at his table, writing in a journal} Day 42:
REMADIN: I really hope this is reference to something.
I finally got the sneak to add "sir" In front of my name.
REMOLAY: Would that be "Sir Sir Strong Bad?
Maybe his play is working better than I thought. Next up: destroy all snack factories.
REMOLAY: Dramatic STING!
ALBINO: {after swallowing a bite} I think he might be sir strong bad!
{then, strong man and the sneak enter. zoo and albino duck under their table}
THE SNEAK: {wags (?) his nose}
SIR STRONG BAD: Good day to you, too!
ZOO977: {whispering} I think we have a problem. Someone we need to stop is with our enemy for life!
REMOLAY: Dramatic STI... {Remadin hits Remolay} Ow!
{the screen pauses and darkens, and a record scratch is heard. kirbychu HR'D appears.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Note to viewers: I'm zoo's mortal enemy. Not this guy. {doodles a mustache on strong man with sharpie} Thats better. {kirbychu moves away. The toon continues}
ALBINO: He he... Strong man has a mustache!
STRONG MAN: (How did I get this mustache? Wait, zoo must be here!)
REMADIN: But Zoo didn't do anything.
SIR STRONG MAN: May you direct me to him? {holds up a carving knife}
REMOLAY: Can I please do it?
REMADIN: No.
STRONG MAN: (sure.) {walks up the stairs. sir strong bad follows. then, zoo and albino make a run for it}
ZOO977: We need to find out how zachary made kolamy!
{cuts back to strong bads basement. zacharys there.}
REMOLAY: How many Zacharys are there?
ZACHARY: {takes a red lightbulb, takes a piece of glass off it. attaches the glass to a square eyeglass frame, and attaches to a half of a cell phone}
REMOLAY: What the...
Man, baby kolamys are easy to make!
REMOLAY: What?
REMADIN: Well, That's a kick in the nuts of inventing if ever there was one.
{cuts back to the grits factory}
ZOO977: I think we should be safe here.
REMADIN: I rather doubt that.
ALBINO: As if! He nearly drowned you!
ZOO977: You were sawimming the entire time!
REMOLAY: Sa-WIMing
ALBINO: SWIMMING?!? {runs off. zoo follows. then, strong man and sir strong bad enter}
SIR STRONG BAD: You narrow minded baboon! There not here!
REMOLAY: Now, if I am not Mistaken, This is a snack factory
STRONG MAN: (maybe so. we'll check again later.)
{both walk off}
ZOO977: See?!? They almost found us!
ALBINO: Swim swim swim!
REMADIN: Albino's dear struggle with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder... Sorry, PTSD is never funny. I apologize.
ZOO977: Ima go talk to the manager here.
{cuts to an office. a woman is sitting in a chair}
ZOO977: If anyone named strong man or sir strong bad ask for entry, don't let them in!
REMADIN: Come in here, it's hard to hear you while your still in the other scene.
WOMAN: And why not?
ZOO977: Well, {looks at the name plate} sloopy,
REMOLAY: This just has to be the beginning of a horrible pun
sir strong bads trying to cut me up!
ALBINO: {heard lightly} What does this do?
REMADIN: No, Dee Dee. No!
ZOO977: Hang on, sloopy. {walks off}
REMOLAY: Called it.
{cuts to a control panel. albino is about to press a big button with a skull on it}
ALBINO: {presses the button. as zoo enters} Nothings happening.
REMADIN: Of course not, that wasn't a big red button.
ZOO977: {sighs} What did you press?
ALBINO: This button! {points to the button. the lights get brighter, and then fade}
REMADIN: I just remembered there are no colours in 1936...
ANNOUNCER: Attention all workers. The boiler has just exploded. Please evacuate.
REMOLAY: Then how is anyone still alive?
REMADIN: Who in their right mind would add a boiler explosion button!?
ZOO977: YOU PRESSES THE BUTTON WITH THE SKULL?!?
ALBINO: I was told to!
REMADIN: By who?
ZOO977: WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE! {runs out side with albino. suddenly, strong man and sir strong bad walk on screen. they begin to walk toward zoo as the screen fades}
REMOLAY: DRAMAT... {is punched twice by Remadin} Hey! It fits here.
REMADIN: I don't care.
REMOLAY: When did you get more violent than me?
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Easter eggs
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Fun facts
- The motel and grits factory are references to the last email.
- Hang on Sloopy is a song.
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