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Summary

Jicem asks about Zoo's friend, Dot.

REMOLAY: Who?
REMADIN: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third

</blockquote> Three strange stories follow.

CAST: Zoo, Little Zoo, Little Dot, Multiple school kids, A teacher, Albino, Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Dot, The announcer, Pom Pom (easter egg)

SETTING: The computer room, A preschool, A snowy hill, The local zoo, The Dojo (easter egg)

Transcript

ZOO977: Ill

REMADIN: I don't feel so good...

continue the other email later...

REMOLAY: What other email? I demand to see this other email NOW!

{an email pops up}

Dear 977th Zoo,

Can you tell us about your friend Dot?

REMOLAY: Who?

JCM

ZOO977: Well, JCM, {pronounces Jicem} We were friends since Preschool...

{cuts to a preschool, Little Zoo is sitting at a table, building a big duplo sculpture of a jackhammer}

REMOLAY: I'm startting to like this guy.

LITTLE ZOO977: Perfect! {puts on a table.} I doesn't work.

REMADIN: You doesn't grammar

{Little Dot walks up to the table, holding a box of cables and wires}

LITTLE DOT: Here! {pulls off the top, begins some work with the wires} Finished!

REMADIN: This little girl may be too clever.
REMOLAY: Who?

LITTLE ZOO: Thanks! {uses the jackhammer to break the wall. the kids run outside, to the teachers dismay}

REMOLAY: Where was I during all of this? I would have loved this!

{cuts back to normal time}

ALBINO: Don't forget the time when you were skiing!

REMADIN: Where'd you come from?

{cuts to a snowy hill. Marzipan, The Cheat, and Strong Bad are running down the hill}

MARZIPAN: Aaaah!

THE CHEAT: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

STRONG BAD: Runaway person!

{then, a huge snowball with Zoo in it is rolling down hill}

ZOO977: Could this get any worse?!?

REMOLAY: I can think of a few ways.

{a cutscene

REMADIN: Not a video game.

shows the snowball going straight for a stand, selling and sharpening ski poles}

ZOO977: I had to say that.

REMOLAY: Zoo is impal...

{Remadin punches Remolay}

REMOLAY: Ow! What did I do?

DOT:

REMOLAY: Who?

Oh no! {runs into the stand, and takes 3 toboggans. Reaches into her pocket} Glue... glue... GlUE! {takes out a bottle of instant dry glue, and glues the toboggans together.}

ALBINO: Zoo! Dot

REMOLAY: Who?

has this under control!

ZOO977: How?!?

{Dot

{Remadin punches Remolay}
REMOLAY: Okay! I'll stop!

runs into the path of the snowball, and holds the three toboggans in front of her. It acts as a shield to stop the snowball from going further.}

DOT: Are you OK?

ZOO977: Yes. Thanks for saving my life!

{cuts back to the computer room}

ZOO977: Also, she's done one task that made her very popular!

{cuts to the local zoo}

REMADIN: You really should have just done this and had a voiceover

THE ANNOUNCER: And we are here to celebrate one brave task that this child {points to Dot} has done for the animals. May one person particularly proud say something?

MARZIPAN: Yes. {goes onto the podium} Now, it is illegal to bring any seals into zoos, for Dot has made that a law.

REMOLAY: What.

{cuts to the computer room}

ZOO977: Well, we've been friends because shes always been there to help me, and has done some brave tasks. But now that I think about it, I wonder what happened to the three toboggans...

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REMADIN: Okay, this is getting to bug me a bit... What printer paper anywhere looks like Peanut Butter and Jelly?

Easter eggs

Click on JCM after Zoo incorrectly pronounces it

REMADIN: No, you pronounced it right.

to see a orange stone, labled Jicem.

Click on what happened at the end to see what happened to the toboggans.

POM POM: {is doing karate in the dojo, and breaks the toboggans.}

REMOLAY: Can someone tell me if I can train with this guy?

Fun Facts

None that I can think of.