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Summary
Zoo gets an email talking about a battle, and battles two strange ninjas.
REMOLAY: Finally some action.
CHARACTERS: Zoo, Albino, Marzipan, Homestar, Bubs, The Modo Brothers
SETTING: Zoo's room, The Grocery store, Bub's Concession Stand
Transcript
ZOO977: {is walking by, playing his flute}
REMOLAY: {is drowning it out by attempting to play Electric Guitar}
I should answer my email now. {types in zoomail.exe}
Dear Zoo977,
We will challenge you! Meet us at Bub'sREMADIN: Bu... You know what, never mind. That one's probably intentional.At 4:00.
The Modo Brothers
ZOO977: Who are you, moody brothers? are you from a video game? I need to get some supplies for the battle!
{cuts to Zoo at Price Style, with a cart filled with a shield,
REMADIN: Well, Zoo might have a fighting chance here.
a wooden pole, a lighter, light fluid, a blank banner, and a super soaker}
REMOLAY: Nope. He's bobbad. Wait, Is he trying to make a Flamethrower?
ZOO977: Albino, can you help me reach the top shelf?
ALBINO: Sure! {climbs up the shelves}
ZOO977: Can you toss me some chips, salsa, and a grill?
REMADIN: How will any of this help in a fight?
ALBINO: Sur-
MARZIPAN: Can you toss me a guitar amplifier? The one for cool tapes broke.
REMOLAY & REMADIN: {singing} Obligatory Homestar character!
ALBINO: Okay? {tosses those things into the carts. There is a top view, and the things are from tetris.
REMADIN: I don't think that would be top view
They fit in perfetly, then flips back to reality}
ZOO977: Why aren't you coming back down?
ALBINO: I'm afraid of heights!
REMOLAY: Then why did you even CONSIDER going up there!?
{Homestar pops out of the cart Marzipans pushing}
REMADIN: Okay, yeah. That one is slightly funny
ZOO977: Ill be back in a while! {leaves. in the background, you can see Homestar throwing marshmelows at Albino, trying to get him down}
{cuts to zoo at bubs consession stand}
ZOO977: Bubs, I need some snow cones to get ready for a fight. I would like three lime flavored, two magazines from 1935,
REMOLAY: The purpose of said magazines? Well, that is classified information.
47 CD's of different artists singing the sames songs,
REMAIDN: Every christmas album ever.
a box of bubble gum, and need to pay with a hundred dollar bill, and want my change in yen.
{Bubs faints}
ZOO977: That was too easy! {goes in, and steals 6 purple snow cones}
REMOLAY: Zoo, I'm proud of you. I mean that.
BUBS: That'll be 10 dollars.
ZOO977: What the-
REMADIN: Classic case of Dennis Bludnock syndrome. Comes to at the smell of money.
{that cowboy dramatic scene music begins to play}
BUBS: Oh no! That song! RUN! {goes to the basement, after taking 10 dollars from zoo}
ZOO977: This is strange...
{a few shadowy figures appear}
REMOLAY: Stinkoman falls from the sky.
ZOO977: The Modo Brothers? Its only 2 pm!
SHADOW: Who are the Modo Brothers? now... {steps out of the shadows, revealing its Homestar} Gimme all your marshmellows!
{Remolay facepalms. Remadin Headdesks}
ZOO977: You are a dolt, Homestar.
HOMESTAR: You don't like my person impression?
ZOO977: I'm leaving. {leaves}
{Zoo sits back down on his bed}
REMADIN: Zoo checks his email from his bed? Does he have a laptop?
ZOO977: So, as you can see, You were too chicken to show up.
VOICE: What?!?
ZOO977: Modo Brothers, aren't you supposed to fight me by Bubs Concession Stand?
LORENZO/NINJA 1: Oh, right.
REMADIN: The Ninjas are just as stupid as everyone else... Great.
{cuts to Zoo standing at Bubs Concession Stand, the Modo Brothers on the opposite sides.}
JANGO/NINJA 2: Are you prepared to be embarrassed?
REMOLAY: No killing?
ZOO977: {making omelette's} What?
REMOLAY: Ow... Just ow.
{turns around. He lets go of the frying pan, hitting the red belt} Great self defense!
REMOLAY: As a master elven warrior, I'm pretty sure that counts a offense. With a weapon too.
LORENZO: You call that an attack?
ZOO977: No, I call that a mistake! This Is an attack! HOMESTAR!
{Homestar walks in, in the jolly dumple costume}
REMADIN: Mascot attack GO!!! It misses.
ZOO977: Lets go camping right here!
HOMESTAR: I've got the wood!
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Easter eggs
You can click on Jango at the end to see the twos belts change colors. they can be:
- default
- purple/orange
- blue/yellow
- blue with yellow dots/orange with purple dots
If you wait 10 seconds, the jolly dumple explodes. the screen fades, and the paper reprints, saying "I told you!"
REMADIN: Wouldn't that kill Zoo and Homestar too?
REMOLAY: I sure hope so.
During the inky blackness, click the second line on the paper to see Albino, with a uniform on, tossing items to people at the store, as his "job."
REMOLAY: Worst job ever.
Refferences
None that I can think of.
REMOLAY: The ominous Western "Bad Guy are Coming" music.
REMADIN: And Tetris. In otherwords, you fail.
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