(even if you aren't vegan)
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Season 3 Opening comments
REMADIN: There's no way it can get worse, right?
REMOLAY: Just shut up before it does. Let's riff the thing already...
About
Shall you ever learn?
REMOLAY: Not if I can help it.
CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Xaviar
REMADIN: Hey look, A character who's not randomly introduced
, Albino, Nicholas
SETTING: The pool room, Dots room, the kitchen, the candy store, a cruise ship {website}
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. nothing is on the desk. zoo walks in}
ZOO977: After a long, few hour wait, it has finally come! The {zoo opens a yellow laptop,
REMADIN: Sounds like a Lappy to me.
and puts it on the desk. it shines} Packy 470! {sits down} Lets see how this baby check emails! {opens an email}
Hello, Zoo.
Do you have anybody around your place
who seriously ticks you off?
REMOLAY: I remember Larry
- Mitch
ZOO977: Wait, why is there that space at the top? {flips to his inbox} Oh. {does something to the send an email button, flips back} Well, mitch, Nicholas and Xaviar can be really annoying. Especially when they work together.
REMOLAY: At which point all hell literally and figuratively breaks loose
{cuts to dots room. zoo is helping dot with her homework.}
REMOLAY: Zoo goes in for a kiss and they take a "study break"
ZOO977: They have been known to stops an important thinking prosess.
{xaviar walks in. he has bycicle horns attached to the bottom of each shoe. he bangs on a drum, letting off quite a few cymbles.
REMADIN: My one man band was not very well recieved
zoostands
REMADIN: New from RonCo.
in a very annoyed fashion, dot winces.}
XAVIAR: WHY I AM DOING THIS, I DON'T KNOW!
REMADIN: I call bull honkey
{cuts to the kitchen. albino is there, chopping lettuce.}
ALBINO: They can commonly anno-
ZOO977: {voice over} Hey, how are you in my mind?
REMADIN: There is a hole in your mind...
ALBINO: Don't you remember what Vinera said?
REMOLAY: No.
ZOO977: Wait a second. You can see my mind?
ALBINO: Just let me conntinue.
REMOLAY: No.
ZOO977: Fine.
ALBINO: The two can really annoy you and cause something really bad to happen.
{nicholas comes in with a fog horn. he blows it in albinos ear. he drops the knife, which hits his foot... blob... thing.}
REMADIN: This show causes HIM pain sometimes
{cuts to the candy store. Zoo is checking out}
ZOO977: And then, there comes the candy store.
{nicholas is wheeling
REMOLAY: What is Wheeling? Is it destructive?
around the store crazily. when he's about to run over zoo,
REMOLAY: Come on, come on!
it cuts back}
REMOLAY: Dammit.
ZOO977: So, as you can tell, a few people can get on my nerves. Now, let me check my scedual for a while. {opens up a website for a cruise ship. he clicks one button} Ooh! Free bochee ball from 1 pm to 8 pm!
REMADIN: I have no idea what that is!
Free bochee courts in suites!
REMADIN: This doesn't make sense ever!
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Easter Eggs
Click the packy at the end to change the screen to a pacman game. click it again to change it back.
Fun Facts
- Bochee ball is a sport iin real life.
REMADIN: Explain.
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The wierdo's revealed |
