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Summery

Strong man gets revenge for zoo killing the bicee by KILLING zoos laptop!

REMADIN: Revenge is a dish best served by killing objects that weren't alive in the first place.

CAST: Zoo977, Strong Mad, Strong Man, Homcar, Kirbychu, Farm997, The Homestar Runner

SETTING: Zoo's bedroom, Zoo's foyer, Old-timey the Feild, A farm

Transcript

ZOO977: {gasping} Do NOT let Homestar make me drink more fluffy puff soda.

REMOLAY: I want to know how this Noodle Incident came to be.

ZOOOO!
WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT EMAIL!?
YOU KILLED THE BICEE!
Your rival in life, Strong Man

REMADIN: Why the sudden lack of caps, Strong guy?

ZOO977: Rival at life?

{cuts to a scene. Zoo and Strong Man are playing life}

ZOO977: I'm sorry , but you must pay mortgage.

STRONG MAN: NOOOOO! {runs off}

REMOLAY: Okay, this is actually kinda funny.

{cuts back}

ZOO977: So that explains who I was playing with! Now to get to talking to you ab-

{a door knock is heard}

REMOLAY: Those damn door knocks! I can never keep them out of my house.

ZOO977: Um... I'll be right back.

{cuts to the main room. Zoo opens the door. Strong Man is there, angrier than ever}

ZOO977: Hey, gray man!

STRONG MAN: March over here, young man!

REMADIN: I don' wanna!

{The two teleport to 1936. Homcar drives in}

STRONG MAN: Get in the extremely annoying car.

HOMCAR: OooOOOOoO, Who is thou stranger?

REMADIN: Not how people in 1936 talked.
REMOLAY: If that's Homsar, Why does that make perfect sense?

ZOO977: AAH! Why is there a talking car? Where am I? {less scared, more confused} Why am I the only thing in color?

REMADIN: Why is this episode of higher quality that the others?

STRONG MAN: Your in...um...Hell. The car is your friend.

{Strong Man holds up a tape recorder and presses play. This plays}

REMOLAY: What plays?

HOMSAR: AaAAAaaAAh, I stole your kit kat!

REMOLAY: But... But.... It was MY Kitkat. {cries}

{Cut back to Zoo's computer room. Kirbychu walks in wearing brass knuckles.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh Zoo, I have a surprise for you!

REMADIN: Is it pie? I really hope it's pie.

Where are you? {looks at computer} What?!? NO ONE CAN BE ZOO'S RIVAL FOR LIFE BUT ME! {runs off}

{Cut back to 1936. Kirbychu enters.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Where is that jerk Strong Man?

STRONG MAN: Um... {Points at Homcar} There.

REMADIN: Thus making Homcar the butt monkey of the 1936-verse.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Thanks big man.

{Kirbychu walks over to Homcar. The Shock puff Zapper (1936 Kirbychu)

REMOLAY: You could have just said 1936 Kirbychu

walks in.}

THE SHOCKPUFF ZAPPER: {with an english accent} STOP! That defenseless talking automotive is not The Strong Man! The portly gray ruffian is!

ZOO977: Um... Mr Jones?

STRONG MAN: The Sneak?

THE SHOCK PUFF ZAPPER: NO YOU DOLTS!

REMOLAY: Not how you're supposed to do yelling

The Strong Man is the large, portly ruffian in the toga!

STRONG MAN: I have you know this is Mr. 997's singlet!

REMOLAY: I don't want to know.

ZOO977: I DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS, AND MY LAST NAME IS 977!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yeah, I think his last name is Runner or something.

STRONG MAN: No, I mean him.

{Points to Zoo with a mustache and eyepatch}

STRONG MAN: That's Farm997.

REMOLAY: Wut.

ZOO977: {points to The Homestar Runner} And there's my dad.

REMOLAY: Wut!?
{Remadin does a spit take}

STRONG MAN: No wonder your both dimwits.

ZOO977: {clonks Strong Man} Not again.

STRONG MAN: Oh... {Stinkoman pops in}

STINKOMAN: Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challenge?!? {Pops out}

REMOLAY: What the hell is going on here?
REMADIN: {scared} I don't know but it's freaking me out

ZOO977: How can I be in the past, be the only thing in color, see the Stinkoman Zorax keeps talking about, and not faint?

STRONG MAN: {Punches Zoo} Thats enough?

ZOO977: OH MY! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T GOOD FOR MY COMPUTER!

REMADIN: Mr. Wonka, this has gone on quite enough!

STRONG MAN: You destroyed my computer!

REMOLAY: I don't think 1936 had computers
REMADIN: The first personal computer was the Apple, released in july of 1676. About 40 years later.

ZOO977: YOU MURDERER! You know what I will have to use now?!?

STRONG MAN:' Not shoop-da-woop.

REMOLAY: Get the button ready.

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Or the Zeeky words.

{Remolay and Remadin push two separate buttons. the stolen joke alarm sounds at double the volume}
REMADIN: I hope we never have to do that again.

ZOO977: THIS! UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER! {holds a tiny blue computer.}

{Kirbychu inhales the tiny blue computer.}

REMOLAY: Kirbychu turns into a tiny blue computer

KIRBYCHU HR'D: No. You won't.

STRONG MAN: {Eats Kirbychu} So where were we?

ZOO977: {kicks Strong Man, Kirbychu comes out,

REMOLAY: I had no clue that Zoo was this strong

and Zoo gets his computer} GETTING ME TO MY HOME!

{The time vortex closes, trapping Zoo and Kirbychu. cuts to Zoo's bedroom. zoos head is on the keyboard off the computer,

REMADIN: If he was trapped, how did he get back

now only two spinning gears}

ZOO977: {muffled} Dear Zoo Man, Why did you kill your compoopy?

REMADIN: Well, so much for gracefully avoiding computer destruction.
REMOLAY: Only 13 emails in, too.
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Easter eggs

Click the left spinning gear to see a grave for the computer.

Fun Facts

  • This is the last email using this computer.
  • Zoo977, Strong Intelligent, and Kirbychu all wrote this email.