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Summary
Zoo gets an email from a glass of soda, and talks about being on a crazy train.
REMOLAY: I'm going off the rails on a... Wait a minute....
CAST: Zoo, The Cheat, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Albino, Homestar, Hammerhead Wannabe {easter egg}
SETTING: Zoo's bedroom, Homsar's house, a mountain, a train, the train cockpit, the courtroom {easter egg}, Hawaii {easter egg}
Transcript
{Zoo walks in, holding a pie}
REMADIN: Can I have a Piece?
ZOO977: It took me so long to make this pie!
REMADIN: Can I have a Piece?
{a ding is heard. Zoo jumps, and the pie gets in his face}
REMOLAY: And I don't think I can take it/ 'cuz it took so long to bake it/ And I'll never have that recipe again/ Oh Nooooooooo
ZOO977: Aw, man! At least its cherry! {opens this email}
REMADIN: So you are just going to leave that cherry goop on you this entire email?
ZOO977: A crazy train, Oozing Osbourne?Dear Zoo Keeper
Have you ever gone "off the rails" on a crazy train?
Ozzy Osbourne
REMOLAY:Oh come on, this guy's famous.
I must admit, Homsar is the king of crazy things. Do toy trains counts?
THE CHEAT: {walks in covered in dripping white paint} (I think fizzy soft drinkREMADIN: Wrong.
means any kind of a train.)
REMOLAY: Whatever happened to (blank) The Cheat noises?
ZOO977: The Cheat, I need Albino! Where is he?
THE CHEAT: (Just play along.)
REMADIN: I'd really rather not
ZOO977: Okay, "Albino". Can you get Homsar?
"ALBINO": (Here he is.) {points at Homsar}
HOMSAR: The lego fish paste made me greet pole at a spongy treasure.
REMOLAY:Uhh... I can't figure this one out. Remadin?
REMADIN: Nothing, this mess is really giberish.
ZOO977: {wearing a safari suit} This rare specimen is not very bright, using a stop sign as a dog.
REMADIN: I doubt he's that stupid.
Lets see how it entertains itself.
{cuts to Homsar's house. Zoo is filming him}
HOMSAR: {is throwing toy trains everywhere.} DAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA {dissapears.}
ZOO977: {Back at the computer} Now if you mean a real train...
{cuts to a view of a train. It is going down a rail-less mountain. cuts inside the train. Marzipan, Strong Bad, Zoo, Albino, and The Cheat are flying around.}
REMOLAY: Lolwut.
ALBINO: You can't hurt me,
REMOLAY: Don't tell me what I can and can't do!
I'm a lawyer!
REMADIN: So am I. People still hurt me.
MARZIPAN: You're not the only one thats angry!
STRONG BAD: Help me, The Cheat!
{cuts to The Cheat holding onto a hole in a window}
THE CHEAT: (Help me out of this!)
REMOLAY: The window or the train? In either case, the solution is to LET GO!
ZOO977: Who the bobba's driving this?
{Zoo crawls through the doorway, revealing Homestar pouring all sorts of liquids onto the controls}
REMADIN: Homestar appears to be holding the Stupid ball today.
HOMESTAR: This is funner than my genetic experiment on The Cheat!
ZOO977: Do you realize how angry the passengers are?!?
REMOLAY: Do you realize how angry I am?!?
HOMESTAR: How can a passing star be angry?
ZOO977: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! {pulls out a swiss army knife}
REMOLAY: Well, this show just got ten times more interesting
{cuts back to the computer.}
REMOLAY: Dammit.
ZOO977: So as you can see, orange soda, I have been on a crazy train off the tracks. And my Cheat
REMADIN: The Cheat.
sued Homestar, and everything worked out well.
REMOLAY: So you didn't kill him?
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Easter Eggs
Click on sue at the end to see a bonus clip.
{zoo is in a tuxedo at a court room, talking to homestar, with stitches on his forehead}
REMADIN: This show just got ten times more interesting.
REMOLAY: So did Homestar steal the knife?
ZOO977: So tell me, Homestar, what did you think of how you were driving the train?
HOMESTAR: I can only say Ozzy Osbourne brand soda wasnt good for it.
REMADIN: Objection!
REMOLAY: {sigh} Overruled.
Click on my cheat at the end to see a postcard showing Albino and Hammerhead Wannabe on a Hawaiian beach, wearing sunglasses.
fun facts
Ozzy Osbourne is a real celebrity.
REMOLAY:Oh lord, Zoo is trolling us
"made me greet pole at a spongy treasure." is a Spongebob reference, to when Pearl took over the Krusty Krab for a week.
REMADIN: I've seen the episode he's talking about and I don't see it
Bobba is a word used on habbo hotel to replace swears.
REMOLAY: What the bobba is this bobba?
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