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Summary
The baloney man comes to the island!
CAST: Zoo977, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Albino, Strong Sad {easter egg}
SETTING: The Pool Room, The Island, The Feild {easter egg}
REMADIN: I before E except after C, unless pronounced A as in Neighbor and Weigh. Weird is a weird word.
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo walk in, and sits down at the computer}
ZOO977: {while typing in zoo_mail.exe, singing to the tune of kevin dubraus chariot} Oh e-email! Oh e-email!
REMOLAY: I don't get it
Hey hardhat!
REMOLAY: Note to whatever moron wrote this email, Zoo and Hardhat are two different people... things.The baloneymans back in town! WhatshouldIgetwhatshouldIget?
REMADIN: A new spacebar.Eagerly,
Someone waiting in line.
ZOO977: The baloney mans back in town?!?
REMADIN: This is either missing an apostrophe or a whole word
ALBINO!
{cuts to the island. strong bad, homestar and pom pom are waiting in line for bubs, who's in a beached baloney truck. zoo and albino; arrive in a canoe with a pirates flag}
REMOLAY: {singing} A pirate I was meant to be, eating a sammich, Bologna.
ALBINO: Looks like we have to wait.
ZOO977: You can! I need to give advice to the eager waiters! {walks up to homestar} What do you want?
HOMESTAR: I need something to help me calm down. This one little kid, ridi-
ZOO977: Yeah yeah, got hurt doing a flip on a one eighty!
REMOLAY:' We've all heard it, even though you only told it to Strong Bad the on time.
HOMESTAR: This kid was using an ironhorse!
ZOO977: Ok... Any other reason you want a balogna {pronounces how it looks}
REMADIN: Everyone has done this joke at some point.
sammich?
HOMESTAR: Um... not really!
BUBS: One taste tested sandwich it is! {holds up a bitten sandwich}
HOMESTAR: Thanks, baloneyman! Also I think I have the call down! Watch! {climbs the palm tree, making it bend over. it flings homestar off} BAAAALogNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! {pronounces as it looks}
REMOLAY: Okay, this actually made me laugh
STRONG BAD: My turn!
ZOO977: And why do you want a sandwhich?
STRONG BAD: Why? Are you taking a survey?
REMADIN: Why yes I am, Bubs wants to know why the hell anyone would want a Bologna Sammich
ZOO977: No, I'm helping people decide on the right sandwhich!
STRONG BAD: All I want is something thats not expired!
REMADIN: Outta luck there, buddy.
ZOO977: I'll have to check inventory.
STRONG BAD: What are you, a full time worker here?
ZOO977: Nope!
REMOLAY: I'm a part time thief.
{goes inside the truck, comes out}
REMOLAY: Just as I suspect, we're all out of "not expired"
How does a gumball suprise sound?
STRONG BAD: I'll take it!
BUBS: Here ya go! One {bends his arm over his mouth} cough cough {bends his arm away, speaking normally again} Gumball suprise!
REMADIN: {eagerly} Oh! I wonder what the surprise is!
STRONG BAD: Thanks! {takes the sandwich, licks the gum ball} Bubs, what is this?
REMADIN: Eww?
BUBS: Lets just say-
REMOLAY: Definitely Eww.
STRONG BAD: I want to know whats in it!
BUBS: Fine! Its a ball of pink bologna!
REMOLAY: Better for a sammich anyway.
STRONG BAD: Woah! Like a gum ball in a gum ball! {takes a boat from hammerspace, sails off. pom pom moves to the window}
ZOO977: And you?
POM POM: (Are there any condiments?)
REMOLAY: And by translating him you have managed to take the fun out of Pom Pom. Congrendulates, Zoo977.
BUBS: All I got is mustard and ketchup!
REMADIN: No mayo? What the hell is wrong with you?
POM POM: (I'll have an I love bologna with ketchup)
BUBS: He're ya go! {tosses an I love bologna sandwich with ketchup to pom pom.
REMOLAY: I would probably eat that.
REMADIN: You'd eat anything that was grapefruit free.
he floats off. albino walks up to the window.}
ZOO977: Lemme guess, an open smile sandwhich, and a gumball suprise!
ALBINO: I hate gumball suprise!
ZOO977: {lowers eyelids} I meant for me.
REMOLAY: Mooching off of you pet The Cheat? I am disappoint.
ALINO:
REMADIN: And now you misspell his name? Get thee to an english class!
Oh yeah... right.
BUBS: Here ya go! {holds up two sandwiches. albino grabs the open smile, zoo grabs the gumball suprise}
ZOO977: Thanks! {climbs up the palm tree, sits on top of it. albino pushes him off}
ALBINO: This is my spot!
REMOLAY: Revenge is a dish best served on whole wheat bread.
ZOO977: {gets up} Understood. {holds up the sandwich like he's about the eat it. cuts back to the pool room} And thats how I decide. Ask them questions that make it so obvious.
REMADIN: Wait, was there an actual email being answered here? It looked like all zoo read was the word Baloneyman and ran off.
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Easter eggs
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- EASTER EGG FOOTAGE
- {cuts to the field, with strong sad at his book stand. Homestar walks up}
- HOMESTAR: Which book should I get?
REMADIN: Fun with Dick and Jane
- STRONG SAD: I suggest you get The Adventures of-
- HOMESTAR: AAAH! Words over seven letters long!
Fun Facts
- "One {bends his arm over his mouth} cough cough {bends his arm away, speaking normally again} Gumball suprise!" Is a reference to DNA Evidence.
- The book stand is from the baloney man.
- An Iron horse is a brand of bike.
REMADIN: Learning can be FUN!
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