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Summary
A bowl of lettuce asks zoo if he preferres drink 1 or 2 in a taste test.
REMOLAY: Business as usual in Free Country, USA.
REMADIN: I'm going to go invent colas called Drink 1 and Drink 2. Then I'll bring Drink 1 back with a different formula as Drink Classic.
{Remolay presses a button, the Stolen Joke alram sounds}
CAST: Zoo, Dot, Ethan, Homestar, Homestars "pet washing machine", Strong Bad, The cheat, Marzipan, Larmey, Lettuce man (easter egg), Strong Sad (easter egg)
SETTING: Zoos living room, Zoos bedroom, The recording studio, The show, Homestars basement, Strong bads basement, The feild (easter egg)
Transcript
{zoo and dot are in the living room}
ZOO977: Where was I supposed to be again?
REMOLAY: Miles away from anyone ever
DOT: You should be at the advertisment filming studio.
ZOO977: I'll be there in a bit. {cuts to his bedroom} At least she doesnt know I dont want to be there!
REMADIN: What?
Hey Zoo977!
I was wondering, which do you prefer
in a standered taste-test: Beverige A
or beverige B?
{Remadin walks in with Drink 1 and Drink 2}
REMADIN: God DAMMIT!
{Remadin throws the drinks down and runs away}
From, Salad Man
ZOO977: I really wish this wasn't the only computer I had.
REMOLAY: You seem to take it around anywhere anyway.
Anyways, I was just about to go to the recording studio to film a commerial! Lets go see!
REMOLAY: What does this have to do with anything?
{cuts to a recording studio. zoo walks in.}
ZOO977: Hey, Ethan! I'm here to answer an em- I mean film the commercial!
ETHAN: Okay. First of all, I need you to go and put on a grapefruit costume.
REMADIN: I might pay to see Zoo in a grapefruit costume
ZOO977: Why?!? This is a taste test commercial!
REMADIN: Which is done on location with random people.
ETHAN: Er... Better effect?
ZOO977: Just begin filming.
{there is a blue set. holmestar walks on, and puts two glasses of cola on the podiums. zoo walks up.}
HOMESTAR:Zoo, this cola {holds one glass} is the normal brand. This bottle {holds another glass} is fluffy puff cola!
REMOLAY: That second one actually sounds pretty good
ZOO977: {drinks glass 1} Well, this is ok. {drinks from glass two. he turns green, spits it out, and kicks homestar} This makes cow manure taste heavenly!
REMOLAY: Well, so much for that one.
ETHAN: Cut!
ZOO977: Can you give me another soda, at least?
ETHAN: How about a cheese test?
REMADIN: Is this a statement on Zoo's acting?
ZOO977: Would you mind a gallon of milk on your head?
REMOLAY: Lolwut.
{cuts to zoo on the show}
HOMESTAR: We will now compare fluffy puff col-
ZOO977: You promised this would be another drink!
REMOLAY: Zoo, we're recording...
REMADIN: {yelling} **** IT! Do it live!
HOMESTAR: Okay... detergent? {holds a container of bleach}
ZOO977: Not even gonna comment. {leaves}
REMADIN: And now the world goes topsy turvey, as Zoo appears to be confused by his own writing
HOMESTAR: I don't get it. My pet {cuts to homestars basement, with a washing machine wearing a coller} washing machine loves this stuff!
REMOLAY: This may be the worst email yet...
{cuts to zoo, strong bad, and the cheat in strong bads basement.}
STRONG BAD: Its simple! Just switch the cola they have with this {shakes a cup of cola with 5 packs worth of sugar at the bottom} and put the fluffy puff cola in place of the "normal" cola.
ZOO977: {jumps up} Great idea!
REMOLAY: It actually IS a good idea.
{cuts back to the recording studio}
ETHAN: Where have you been?!? We're shooting this in 2 minutes!
REMADIN: DOOOOOOOOOM!
ZOO977: Don't worry, I'm prepared. {when no-ones looking, he does the switch. cuts to marzipans house}
MARZIPAN: I wonder how homestar's cola commercial is! {turns on the TV}
HOMESTAR: {on the tv} Now, drink the fluffy puff cola!
ZOO977: {picks up the glass, drinks out of. his eyes turn orange} SUGAR!!!
REMOLAY: Like I said, a good idea.
{cuts back to zoos bedroom. larmey
REMOLAY: Who?
is sitting at the computer}
LARMEY: He really doesn't like taste test commercials, Lettuce man! Also, hes
REMADIN: He's
currently running around crazy in the field.
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Easter eggs
Click on the glass of fluffy puff cola in the first scene to see a bottle.
REMADIN: Not a bottle of anything. Just a bottle.
Click lettuce man to see a person with some lettuce for their head.
Click crazy to see zoo and caffeinated strong sad running around at the feild.
- Easter egg transcript
- ZOO977: 72! Wooddavers!
{Remolay and Remadin nod, Remadin pushes a button, and the Stolen Joke Alarm sounds}
On the chair!
- STRONG SAD: Hey, zoo! Hey, zoo! Mr.4 landed on checkmate!
REMADIN: More random than Strong Sad would ever be, even caffeinated.
- If you click lettuce man before crazy, lettuce man will walk in the background of the scene.
Fun Facts
- Caffinated Strong Sad, wood davers, and "hey, zoo" are refferences to caffine.
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