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Leet speek asks zoo about chili dogs. His secret's

REMADIN: eh... almost right.

reveiled.
CAST: Zoo977, Albino
SETTING: The pool room, Zoo's bedroom

Transcript

{cuts to the pool room}

ZOO977: {singing to the tune of All we need} Al we needs an e-email and convince to world to sing, la la la la la. {opens the email}


daer zoo

do u liek chili dogz i do kthxbai

frum

REMOLAY: Third grade Sonic the Hedgehog.
REMADIN: AKA Pepsiboy3.

me

ZOO977: Um... Okay what? Lets see... capitalisation, spelling, unreadable,

REMOLAY: You just got to the internet this year, didn't you?

noob to english translation, please!

{a beep is heard}

REMADIN: This would be useful various places in the world
Dear zoo,

Do you like chili dogs? I do. kthxbai
From,
Me

ZOO977: Blech, barf, puke, no. Personally, I would like to keep the reason a secret.

REMADIN: It has the word dog in the name, right?

ALBINO: {not seen} He's an enviroment freak!

REMOLAY: what.

ZOO977: What?

{a zoom out shows albino next to the computer}

ALBINO: Well, you hate meat,

{Remadin and Remolay go back through the scripts for earlier episodes} REMOLAY: Well, whadya know... Even the Food episode didn't actually address this.

love animals, and you're trying to even turn your room into

{cuts to zoos room. plants are everywhere}

ALBINO: A green house!

REMADIN: Now that's a green thumb worth admiring... I think.

{cuts back}

ZOO977: Are you saying there's anything wrong with it?

ALBINO: Um, you went on a crash diet without realising it,

REMADIN: That sounds dangerous, and impossible.

and you're about 30 pounds under weight now!

REMOLAY: Getums you some meat on dem bones

ZOO977: What would make you say that?

ALBINO: You're sitting on {a view of the chair reveils bubble wrap on it} bubble wrap and I haven't heard a pop!

REMADIN: That is more than 30 pounds underweight

ZOO977: Erm... Ohlookatthetimegottagobye! {rushes out}

ALBINO: All without ending the email. {typing} In closing, Zoo's a total vegetarian.

o
Click here to
Email the eviromental freak.
o

Easter eggs

Click on the bubble wrap to see a chart of zoo's weight gain. He gains very few pounds a year.

REMADIN: Yeah... you need to eat more.

Fun Facts

  • "Blegh, barf, puke, no." is a teen girl squad refference.