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Summary

Magan want to know why zoo is named Zoo977.

REMOLAY: Because just plain Zoo was taken

TO THE LIBRARY!

REMADIN: The library does not have every little bit of information!

CAST: Zoo977, Homeschool, Homsar, Hammerhead

SUMMARY: Zoo's pool room, The Library

Transcript

{cuts to the pool room. zoo and larmey are playing. larmey pockets the eight ball. then he leaves,

REMADIN: No good game? No dialogue?

and zoo walks up to the computer.}

ZOO977: {singing to the strong badian anthem} Come to the place where the tropical emails blow!

REMOLAY: No. Just no.
Hey, Zoo!


Why are you called Zoo? Just curious...

Megan

ZOO977: Well, Jonny,

REMOLAY: {yelling} What the hell!

I often wondered the same question. So Homestar, Hammerhead, Homsar, and I all went to {cuts to the outside of a library} the public library.

HOMESTAR: Where do you need to look?

ZOO977: We need to look into the family reacords.

REMADIN: I seriously think that a family should have their family records

I mean, How can your last name be runner, Mine 977, his wannabe, and homsar doesnt have one?

REMOLAY: None of you are related anyway?

HOMSAR: 645 JH!

HAMMERHEAD: What?

HOMSAR: In the book!

REMADIN: Behold! The most coherent thing Homsar has said since that one Answering Maching!

ZOO977: Well, Find book 645 JH, and look inside. Got it?

HAMMERHEAD: Yep!

{everyone runs off.}

HOMESTAR: Found it!

REMOLAY: I always assumed that Homestar wouldn't give a damn about books, like, at all.

ZOO977: {him, homsar, and hammerhead all walk up to homestar}

REMADIN: I'm still pretty sure this is incorrect formatting

Good! {opens the book. some records fall out}

REMOLAY: Vinyl? Cassette?

Wow...

HAMMERHEAD: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!

ZOO977: Woah, calm down! {opens the records} Hmm... Homestar has carried through the ages... Homestarmecium, The homestar runner... HERE HE IS!

HAMMERHEAD: LET ME SEE! {takes the book} Apparently, the homestar runner wanted us all to have unique names!

REMADIN: What?

{cuts back to the pool room}

ZOO977: There you have it, Jerry!

REMOLAY: This is quite painful

My dad wanted me to have a unique name.

REMADIN: I repeat... What?

Now to obliterate Strong Bad in pool! {tosses the 7 ball back and forth 3 times, leaves}

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Easter eggs

Click the seven ball as zoo tosses it to make a pool ball roll onto the keyboard 5 seconds after the paper comes down.

Click obliterate to see the pool scores. Zoo has a perfect, Strong Bad has 0.

REMADIN: I'm starting to think Zoo is a Marty Stu
REMOLAY: Starting to?

Fun Facts

This email shows that homeschool isn't in the homestar family.

REMADIN: Yes he is. He totally is. Total man.