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Season Two Opening Statements
REMOLAY: I really hope this is less painful than last season
REMADIN: That's not likely.
REMOLAY:' Great. I'll get my swords.
REMADIN: You were the one who signed up for this, you HAVE to riff it.
Summary
There is a tornado
REMDIN: Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
as zoo uses his new computer, the fancy 408!
REMOLAY: Probably not too fancy
CAST: Mandy, Andy, Albino, Larmey, Zoo, Ethan, Dot, Hammerhead Wannabe
SETTING: Zoo's living Room, Zoos basement, Zoo's pool room
Transcript
{cuts to zoos living room. mandy and andy are working on a model of the solar system.
REMADIN: Space... The final frontier...
albino and larmey are mezmorised by the TV.
REMOLAY: I think I know what they're watching...
dot, zoo, and ethan are playing with action figures. suddenly, a siren is heard}
ETHAN: Since when did we have a siren?
REMADIN: Just be glad there's no water to plunge into.
LARMEY: I don't know.
DOT: {eye lids lower} May I see the remote?
ALBINO: Ok... {tosses dot the remote}
DOT: Thanks! {changes to the weather channel.REMADIN: Behold! The only real smart person on this show!
the screen is blocked. suddenly, everyones eyes open wide}
EVERYONE: TORNADO IN THE AREA! TORNADO IN THE AREA! {everyone grabs a toy, a pillow, and a cooler, and run into the basement}
REMOLAY: Too organized of a panic.
ZOO977: At least I installed
REMADIN: Technically not wrong, but set up would be better
the new computer in the other room! {walks into a pool room.
REMOLAY: With a pool?
in the corner is a desk with a dark red computer, and school supplies.} I present, THE FANCY 408!
REMOLAY: The lamest name for a computer ever.
{turns on the computer}
Welcome, Zoo977!
REMOLAY: This here is one ugly background.
REMADIN: How does it already know his name?What would you like to do?
- Check Emails
REMOLAY: Please. dear god, no.
- Go to eBay
- Go to Amazon
- Play Games
- Read book
REMADIN: If so, get an actual book.
- Turn off
REMOLAY: I'll give you five bucks if you choose this one
ZOO977: Thank you, Fancy! I'll check an email.
{Remolay pulls out his swords, while Remadin pushes a barrier in front of him}
Yo, Zoo!
Have you ever destroyed anything? I mean, seriously!
REMOLAY My sanity.From,
A dude named Lazlo319
ZOO977: Well, as a construction worker,
REMOLAY: You're a construction worker? Since when?
I need to destroy multiple things.
REMADIN: What make me a good demoman?
I'll demon-
MANDY: Have you already forgotten about the tornado warning?!?
ZOO977: Then how am I supposed to show destruction?!?
{suddenl;y, a crash is heard outside}
ANDY: Zoo, You've lost your wrecking ball.
REMOLAY: Honestly, this should be fun
ZOO977: What? {looks out the window
REMADIN: You shouldn't be anywhere near that
. a wrecking ball comes by,and obliterates a house} Thats my favorite way to destroy something. It gives a quick, exploding effect!
REMOLAY: Thanks for the advice.
If you want to talk to other people...
{albino and hammerhead walk in holding pool sticks}
REMADIN: Cues
REMOLAY: Oh, that kind of pool
ZOO977: Perfect timing! Do either of you like destroying stuff?
HAMMERHEAD: Why?!? Why?!? Do you want me to destroy something?!? WHYYYYYYYYY?!?
REMOLAY: Because it's fun!
ZOO977: Calm down! All I'm wondering is if you like to destroy stuff!
ALBINO: I love to knock down circus tents!
REMADIN: Why?
REMOLAY: Why?
ZOO977: Why?
ALBINO: Then you can watch all the little clown cars drive out in anger. So hilarious!
REMOLAY: I need to start writing this down.
ZOO977: What about you, Hammerhead?
HAMMERHEAD: Well, I destroy something whenever I try and fix it!
REMOLAY: What fun it that?
ZOO977: Why do you think I don't want you "fixing" stuff?
HAMMERHEAD: Just let us continue our game.
ZOO977: Ok. May I play?
ALBINO: Sure!
{the three begin to play pool.}
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Easter egg
Click the eight ball for the player to knock over the table. zoo picks it up.
REMADIN: I was not aware the camera was on the table
Fun Facts
This is the first preferences
REMADIN: I have no clue if this is the right word
of hammerhead, andy, and mandy in an email.
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