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==About== | ==About== | ||
| − | Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS! I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE!<br> | + | Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS! |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' ''{yelling}'' I don't wanna!</blockquote> | ||
| + | I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE!<br> | ||
'''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne<br> | '''CAST:''' Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne<br> | ||
'''SETTING:''' Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck ''{easter egg}'' | '''SETTING:''' Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck ''{easter egg}'' | ||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
| − | ''{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee court with the packy}'' | + | ''{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I still have no clue what this is</blockquote> | ||
| + | court with the packy}'' | ||
| − | '''ZOO977:''' I've never checked a 7 sea high email before! ''{opens an email}'' | + | '''ZOO977:''' I've never checked a 7 sea high email before! |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' 7 seas or high seas? You can't have both my good man.</blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{opens an email}'' | ||
<blockquote class="Zoo3"> | <blockquote class="Zoo3"> | ||
Hello, Zoo.<br/> | Hello, Zoo.<br/> | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Sup?</blockquote> | ||
<br/> | <br/> | ||
Whats up with that big<br/> | Whats up with that big<br/> | ||
wart on your face?<br/> | wart on your face?<br/> | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Yeah, I've been wondering about that too...</blockquote> | ||
I suggest making a wart cream.<br/> | I suggest making a wart cream.<br/> | ||
<br/> | <br/> | ||
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| − | '''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load? I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship! | + | '''ZOO977:''' ''{when reading the email pronounces ld as load}'' Wart cream, wide load? |
| − | + | </blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.<br /> | |
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' Well, that's kinda dickish by your standards, wouldn't you say?</blockquote> | ||
| + | I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship! | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Because all cruise-takers have huge warts!</blockquote> | ||
'''ALBINO:''' Yum. Krispy cream! | '''ALBINO:''' Yum. Krispy cream! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Now I'm hungry. | |
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' What, Random doughnut time already?</blockquote> | ||
'''ZOO977:''' This amn't a time for doughnuts! | '''ZOO977:''' This amn't a time for doughnuts! | ||
'''ALBINO:''' Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream? | '''ALBINO:''' Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream? | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What? What does that mean?</blockquote> | |
'''ZOO977:''' Thats what you meant? | '''ZOO977:''' Thats what you meant? | ||
'''ALBINO:''' ''{quick}'' Of course! | '''ALBINO:''' ''{quick}'' Of course! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' ''{hammy}'' Of COURSE!</blockquote> | |
'''ZOO977:''' Albino, you're a genius! | '''ZOO977:''' Albino, you're a genius! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' What? What does he mean? ''{getting angry}'' I demand someone tell me what he means!</blockquote> | |
''{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}'' | ''{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}'' | ||
'''DOT:''' So what are we making today? | '''DOT:''' So what are we making today? | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' A nuclear bomb?<br /> | |
| + | '''REMADIN:''' Me angry?<br /> | ||
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' Wait! I've got it. A mess.</blockquote> | ||
'''ZOO977:''' Wait, Is this a cooking show? | '''ZOO977:''' Wait, Is this a cooking show? | ||
| − | '''DOT:''' I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera | + | '''DOT:''' I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' Hidden?</blockquote> | ||
| + | in front of us. | ||
| − | '''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a knife}'' I dont want to know. ''{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos are in bowls on a coffee table}'' | + | '''ZOO977:''' ''{picks up a knife}'' I dont want to know. |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That makes three of us</blockquote> | ||
| + | ''{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I do not need any more instances of white goo today!</blockquote> | ||
| + | are in bowls on a coffee table}'' | ||
'''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Whats this? | '''ZORAX:''' ''{floats in}'' Whats this? | ||
'''DOT:''' Just some creams we made! | '''DOT:''' Just some creams we made! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' Too much information, Dot. Too much information</blockquote> | |
'''YVONNE:''' You dont have warts! | '''YVONNE:''' You dont have warts! | ||
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'''DOT:''' These are food creams! | '''DOT:''' These are food creams! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' There are a million wrong ways I could read this exchange</blockquote> | |
'''ZORAX:''' ''{eye lids lower}'' Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart? | '''ZORAX:''' ''{eye lids lower}'' Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart? | ||
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'''ZORAX:''' He sent me the same email. | '''ZORAX:''' He sent me the same email. | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' That JERK!<br /> | |
| + | '''REMOLAY:''' I kinda like him.</blockquote> | ||
'''ZOO977:''' Anyways, want to try some cream? | '''ZOO977:''' Anyways, want to try some cream? | ||
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'''DOT:''' I dunno. ''{cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring}'' Some sugar! | '''DOT:''' I dunno. ''{cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring}'' Some sugar! | ||
| − | + | <blockquote>''{canned laughter from Remolay and Remadin}''</blockquote> | |
{{zoo paper}} | {{zoo paper}} | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
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:''{cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}'' | :''{cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote>'''REMOLAY:''' I don't get it.</blockquote> | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
*The cruise ship is a refference to the last email. | *The cruise ship is a refference to the last email. | ||
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*This is the first instance of yvonne cooking. | *This is the first instance of yvonne cooking. | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{Rifftext Wiki User Email Zoo977/email list}} |
Revision as of 22:46, 26 April 2011
Contents
About
Stuff happens. READ THE EMAILS!
REMOLAY: {yelling} I don't wanna!
I DONT LIKE WRITING SPOILERS UP HERE!
CAST: Zoo977, Dot, Albino, Marissa, Nicholas, Zorax, Wendy, Xaviar, Yvonne
SETTING: Outside a cruise ship, a ship suite, a suite kitchen, A suite living room, a deck {easter egg}
Transcript
{cuts to in front of a cruise ship. dot, nicholas, the zorimens, marissa, and albino are getting on. Zoo is pushing some luggage. cuts to inside a suite. everyone is putting stuff away, zoo is sitting in the bachee
REMADIN: I still have no clue what this is
court with the packy}
ZOO977: I've never checked a 7 sea high email before!
REMADIN: 7 seas or high seas? You can't have both my good man.
{opens an email}
Hello, Zoo.
REMADIN: Sup?
Whats up with that big
wart on your face?
REMOLAY: Yeah, I've been wondering about that too...I suggest making a wart cream.
-LD
ZOO977: {when reading the email pronounces ld as load} Wart cream, wide load?
</blockquote>REMADIN: hurr Fat people are okay to make fun of.
REMOLAY: Well, that's kinda dickish by your standards, wouldn't you say?</blockquote>
I don't even have a wart! Although I could sell it on the ship!
REMOLAY: Because all cruise-takers have huge warts!
ALBINO: Yum. Krispy cream!
REMADIN: Now I'm hungry. REMOLAY: What, Random doughnut time already?
ZOO977: This amn't a time for doughnuts!
ALBINO: Oh. Anyways, why a wart cream? Couldn't you sell an actual cream?
REMADIN: What? What does that mean?
ZOO977: Thats what you meant?
ALBINO: {quick} Of course!
REMOLAY: {hammy} Of COURSE!
ZOO977: Albino, you're a genius!
REMADIN: What? What does he mean? {getting angry} I demand someone tell me what he means!
{cuts to a kitchen. yvonne is making something in the background. zoo and dot are in the foreground, with tons o supplies}
DOT: So what are we making today?
REMOLAY: A nuclear bomb?
REMADIN: Me angry?
REMOLAY: Wait! I've got it. A mess.
ZOO977: Wait, Is this a cooking show?
DOT: I dunno. All I see is the hidden camera
REMOLAY: Hidden?
in front of us.
ZOO977: {picks up a knife} I dont want to know.
REMADIN: That makes three of us
{apparently stabs the camera. a grey screen with a technical difficulties message appears. cuts to the living room later. many white goos
REMOLAY: I do not need any more instances of white goo today!
are in bowls on a coffee table}
ZORAX: {floats in} Whats this?
DOT: Just some creams we made!
REMADIN: Too much information, Dot. Too much information
YVONNE: You dont have warts!
ZOO977: I know! These are eating creams!
YVONNE: I'm pretty sure most people want to eat.
DOT: These are food creams!
REMOLAY: There are a million wrong ways I could read this exchange
ZORAX: {eye lids lower} Did some wide load tell you about a fake wart?
ZOO977: Yes, why?
ZORAX: He sent me the same email.
REMADIN: That JERK!
REMOLAY: I kinda like him.
ZOO977: Anyways, want to try some cream?
ALBINO: {walks in} Yum yum! {tries a spoonful of one. he turns red}
ZOO977: Ummmm... What did you put in for something sweet?
DOT: I dunno. {cuts to the kitchen. no one is there. dot is now a voice over. a bag of sugar is there, andong with a mountain of emptied chili powder containers, and white food coloring} Some sugar!
{canned laughter from Remolay and Remadin}
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Easter Eggs
Click on the top container of chili powder.
- EASTER EGG TRANSCRIPT
- {cuts to the deck. zoo is at a stand, with the cream in bowls. a sign over it says white chili}
REMOLAY: I don't get it.
Fun Facts
- The cruise ship is a refference to the last email.
- 7 seas high mean to be on the sea.
- The hidden camera breaks the fourth wall.
- This is the first instance of yvonne cooking.
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