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CAST: Zoo977, American red cross workers, Dot, Raggoneal
SETTING: The ocean, an American Red Cross ship, Atlantis
Transcript
{cuts back to the ocean. it is nighttime. zoo is jittering on the packy}
ZOO977: Well, time for drastic measures.
REMOLAY: Eat the packy. eat the packy. eat the packy.
UNSEEN MAN: This is the american Red Cross. Please stay calm.
REMOLAY: God dammit.
REMADIN: Hooray! The day is saved!
REMADIN: I can enjoy a storyline even if it's poorly written. Mind you not this storyline, but I can pretend.
REMOLAY: What is wrong with you, man?
{a boat comes in, and picks up zoo on a boat. they direct him o another room. cuts to the orange room on the ship. zoo is in there, shivering}
ZOO977: Time to check my email, I guess. {opens an email}
REMADIN: I just realized something. These are a lot like Linkara's reviews, except not the least bit interesting.
Dear Zoo,
Have you ever been to Alantis?
They turn you into sea-animals!
HELP!
Raiphin, Raggoles, Raggoneal, and Megaphin (Raiku, Raggon, Raggonix, and Megan)
ZOO977: I would go and help, but I have bigger issues on hand. I need to get back to my friends!
REMADIN: People need to be rescued from Atlantis, but my friends who are in no danger at all are much more important!
REMOLAY: Wow. That's positively cruel. I commend you, Zoo. For once in my life I am proud of you. Now don't fuck it up.
{opens a map on his computer. he begins drawing a path} This is where the cruise ship started. it went alll the way over here. It should be taking a new path now. draws a map.}
REMOLAY: GOD DAMMIT ZOO!
{a man walks in wearing a red cross uniform}
MAN: Is everything alright?
REMADIN: No! There are people trapped in some evil form of Atlantis, and Zoo can't format or write to save his life!
REMOLAY: Well I'm sure he's improved since then...
REMADIN: And now we have one big question. Why the hell have our roles switched for bit only!
ZOO977: I ned
REMOLAY: No. No, you Zoo. Dumbass.
REMADIN: Hey-diddly-ey there, Neighborino.
to get back to my cruise ship.
MAN: We have no way of finding where it is.
ZOO977: So our best hope is to go to where it ends. {draws a path}
MAN: Sir, that leads through {gulps} Miami and Bermuda.
REMOLAY: Pussy.
ZOO977: What do you have againsed them.
MAN: Never mind. {yelling} Sudden route change! Go straight for West narry, Oralina!
REMADIN: Sign me up for soccer class, Debra.
{leaves the room}
ZOO977: I might as well call the ship. {opens his cell phone, dials something. a split screen shows dot holding the phone on the other line}
REMADIN: Because I wouldn't dare ruin a corny stupid love story, the next several lines will go unriffed {Remolay opens his mouth to speak} Shut up, you.
DOT: Hello?
ZOO977: Hi, Dot.
DOT: Let me know: why are you cheating on me?
ZOO977: What do you mean?
DOT: I saw your email! You still aren't back.
ZOO977: But you don't understand! I wouldn't go out with someone else!
DOT: Then whats the true story?
ZOO977: I was diving with albino, an-
DOT: The cruise ship doesn't sell diving suits!
ZOO977: You can go to the store!
DOT: Look, you broke my heart before my birthday. I don't wan't to continue this conversation.
ZOO977: Can you at least go to the ship store?
DOT: Fine. {hands up. the split screen closes}
ZOO977: {bows his head} I just hope she understands.
{suddenly, the ship shakes. everyting seems to be tilting, except zoo}
ZOO977: Now what just happened? {put his stuff in his backpack. leaves the room. cuts to the deck. the sky is stormy. some workers are on the deck. zoo walks in} Whats happening?
WOMAN: We're going out of controle! We need to evacuate!
REMOLAY: Iceberg ahead!
ZOO977: How? We dont have life boats!
REMADIN: Really? A red cross ship has no life boats. That's just shitty planning right there.
WOMAN: Thats the problem.
{suddenly, the boat begins turning}
ZOO977: WHIRL POOL!
{the ship sinks into the water cuts to under water. zoo s in a drowning phase. suddenly, he begins breathing properly}
ZOO977: Whats happening?
{a new camera view shows that the city of atlantis is below him}
REMADIN: Insert amazing music here
ZOO977 A-a-atlantis?
{cuts ot the entrance of atlantis. raggoneal swims in}
RAGGONEAL: Good thing you're here! We've mutated drastically!
ZOO977: I'll help you if you help me.
RAGGONEAL: With what?
ZOO977: Did you see a cruise ship go by?
RAGGONEAL: Yes. It was going {points to the right} that way!
ZOO977: Thanks! {swims off}
RAGGONEAL: Wait! Won't you help us?
ZOO977: I need to make the formula on dry land! {swism off}
REMOLAY: And they were never heard of again.
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ZOO977: {points his head ion} Awesome ocean theme! {begins swimming off}
Easter Eggs
Click on raggoneal at the end to make him eat a cormer of the paper. You can only do this once.
Fun Facts
- Miami and Bermuda are two of the three islands making the bermuda triangle.
REMADIN: Fun Fact(TM): Miami isn't an island.
- The American Red Cross is a corporation for american health.
- Most of this email has a shoe in reference to Wiki User Atlantis.
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