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Man, why do I even use this line anymore?
REMADIN: For the cast and setting, Seen directly below.
REMOLAY: Man, why did we EVER comment on this line?
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, Marissa, Nicholas, Xaviar, Zorax, Wendy
SETTING: Zoo's ship room, a grocery store, a hardware store, a music store
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{cuts to zoo's room in the suite. hes on his bed, with the packy}
ZOO977: {to the tune of long long time ago
REMADIN: I can still remember...
} should've started typing, should've started sending, a long long time ago!
REMOLAY: Have I mentioned that I've never heard of any of the songs this guy does?
{opens his email}
subject: all-uh-geesHey, Zooman!
Are you allergic to anything? What happens when you accidentally eat/touch/breathe it?
- ZPP
ZOO977: Ah, allergies. A great way to get revenge on others. Like albino, for example. He's like a balloon at the store!
{cuts to a grocery store. zoo is pushing a cart with albino in it}
ZOO977: {voice over} Albinos allergic to any nuts, and is cured by salt. {as the two begin passing shelves, albino rapidaly turns red, and then goes back to normal}
{cuts back to the room.}
ZOO977: Of course, you can't expose him to salted peantus. He goes insane.
YVONNE: {walking in} Hey zoo. Watcha typing about?
ZOO977: Allergies.
YVONNE: That weird. Now, get out of here before I hit you with the blender.
ZOO977: I dont think so. NOW!
{a cage opens. a little glowing puffle rolls out of it}
YVONNE: AAAH! Radioactive fur! {runs out. zoo scoops up the puffle.}
ZOO977: I don't think I mentioned Yvonne's allergic to fur or radioactivity yet.
YVONNE: {voice over} WHERE THE FREAKING BLENDER?
ZOO977: There are other allergies.
{cuts to a flashback. everyone is in a hardware store}
ZOO977: {voice over} Xaviars alergic to paint.
ALBINO: How much do we have to spend?
DOT: Lets see... {takes out a purple vile of paint} One hundred...
XAVIAR: AAAAAAAAH! {runs off. everyone turns their head, except for zorax}
{cuts to a music store. dot is testing out a guitar}
DOT: {playing the notes while she says them} B flat, C, D
ZOO977: {voice over} I love marissa's allergy: guitar wires.
MARISSA: {walking in} Hi, dot. {waves her hand slightly touches a guitars strings. her han glows a neon pink} Oh boy.
{cuts back to zoos room.}
ZOO977: And then there's my allergy: white pollen. Marissa's found a way around that, though.
{cuts to an outer view f the room. yvonne comes in wiht the blender. she pushes zoo onto the gound}
YVONNE: Payback! {cut back to the computer, as wacking sounds are heard.}
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Easter Eggs
If you wait 7 seconds after the paper comes down, some blood will hit the corner.
Fun Facts
- Puffles are the pet species on club penguin.
- Dot is playing in either b flat major or g minor.
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