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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/hack
About
I'm still not giing spoilers.If you want to know about the email,
REMOLAY: Not really.
REMADIN: We just like making fun of stuff.
READ IT!
CAST: Zoo977, Nicholas, Raggonix
SETTING: The pool room, a street, Raiku's Basement
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. the boxputer is at the desk.
REMADIN: Broken formatting!
ZOO977: Well, I can't wait until I get a new computer! {opens the email}
Dear Zoo,
Could you ask Nick and Zach if they are still coming to my house to hack with me?
REMOLAY: I'm calling the police on you.You could come if you would like!
See you later!
REMADIN: Oh crap, the fuzz are already here!Raggonix
REMOLAY: Wait a minute, Isn't he the dumb one?
ZOO977: Woah, hacking? I can get a 5 dollar laptop and get it to however I want it!
REMADIN: Get it to what? I can't tell what you're trying to get it to...
But sadly, Zach can't make it. He is back in America. And won't be moving here anytime soon.
REMOLAY: Reason to want to hack. Reason to write a character out of the show.
{cuts to Nicholas and Zoo walking down the street. Zoo is holding a laptop}
NICHOLAS: So, how is your computer going to look?
ZOO977: I dunno. I like nostalgia, and so I will probably give it a pacman theme.
REMOLAY: Should I release the ghosts?
REMADIN: Wait until "Dancing"
NICHOLAS: I have the perfect idea.
ZOO977: Awesome, what is it?
NICHOLAS: Um... I don't have one.
REMADIN: Umm... WHAT?
{Zoo groans. cuts to a silver room filled with laptops, machinery, and goverment documents.
REMOLAY: Find the computer room!
Raggonix, Nicholas, and Zoo are at the desk}
RAGGONIX: A pacman theme?
ZOO977: Yes! Isn't there a style you can use?
RAGGONIX: I was more referring to hacking goverment software and such.
REMOLAY: You are now on multiple government lists.
ZOO977: I WANT TO RESET MY COMPUTER!
RAGGONIX: Thats called changing your settings.
ZOO977: So, you won't change my laptop?
NICHOLAS: Look, we'll raise your level on maple story to high if you hack with us.
ZOO977: And change my computers settings?
REMADIN: Is your brain trying to escape too?
RAGGONIX AND NICHOLAS: {interupting quickly, in unison} Yes.
ZOO977: Yay!
{the three begin opening programs. Zoo looks up}
ZOO977: Isn't hacking illegal?
REMADIN: Outlook: Very yes
NICHOLAS: Not if I can help it!
REMADIN: No, no matter what you do, it's still illegal
ZOO977: What?
NICHOLAS: I have my ways.
{the three begin woking again. Zoo begins twitching.}
ZOO977: ITS TOO QUIET! {rushes out. cuts to the pool room. the desk is empty, and Zoo isn't there.}
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Easter Eggs
Click on where the boxputer would be for some pacman-esque text to appear.
Fun Facts
- This is the last email of season two.
- The season 3 computer would have a pacman theme.
- Maple Story is an online game. Zoo has an account, but doesn't play anymore.
- In real life, zoo uses "I have my ways" and undescriptive nouns a lot.
- The Pacman-esque font is STOMP_Zackman
REMADIN: Which we seriously would never have figured out, or cared, without this
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Season 2 closing comments
REMOLAY: Oh dear Valkyre, make it stop.
REMADIN: Only three more to go, brother. We can survive this.
REMOLAY: The fact that I survived Current Events should be a good indicator of that. Shall we move on with more Tales from the Crypt?
REMADIN: Might as well. Let's go on then.</blockquote>
