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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/beach
The kids go to the beach.
CAST: Zoo977, Nicholas, Wendy, Dot, Albino, Zorax, Marissa
REMOLAY: You appear to be randomly introducing people who weren't in the show before. Please, stop doing that!
REMADIN: Rest In Piece, The use of Homestar Runner characters.
SETTING:The pool room, the living room, a car, the beach
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo is there, dusting a bit of grey off of his arm.
REMADIN: This can't be good
nicholas is watching}
NICHOLAS: Okay, what?
REMOLAY: I agree
ZOO977: Grey sticks to you after visiting the past.
REMADIN: This has not been addressed by the Homestar Runner universe, so I'ma let this slide
This is that last of it.
NICHOLAS: Okay... I'm going to do nothing with writing down ten thousand ways about how that makes no sence.
REMOLAY: Nicholas just read my mind.
ZOO977: Okay! {a ding is heard} Woah, I got an email?
REMOLAY: Zoo977: He never checks his email the same way twice in a row.
{sits down. he opens the email}
Hi, zoo!
Have you ever been to the beach?
REMOLAY: It would be very sad if you haven'tSincerely,
Divzon
ZOO977: Woah, divzon? How are you?
REMADIN: Wait a minute, you two know each other?
I've never been to the beach befre. Mainly because someone
WENDY:
REMOLAY: Random new character number one.
Hey!
ZOO977: -won't drive to the good beach!
ZORAX:
REMOLAY: Random new character number 2
{Walking in} Did you say beach?
ZOO977: Yep! However, we need to manipulate wendy.
REMADIN: The implications are terrifying
We need a good, working plan.
{cuts to the living room. dot, albino, nicholas, marissa
REMOLAY: Random new character number 3. Seriously, It's like the only character's you've introduced the right way are Larry and Ozz799.
, and hardhat are watching zorax, floating over wendy. his flotation device gives off a lime green glow. wendy has blank eyes}
REMADIN: Que the Twilight Zone theme
WENDY: {hypnotized} I will take you to the good beach.
DOT: That was genius! How did you make that work?
ZORAX: Um... {points to the lever on his flotation device}
REMADIN: It could not have been that easy.
DOT: Oh.
{cuts to inside of a red car. wendy is driving. the kids are throwing popcorn at each other. a screen is playing sponge bob.}
WENDY: I have no clue what you did to make me drive you to the beach.
REMOLAY: Weren't you reading the transcript? That random new kid hypnotised you
ALBINO: {shoving a popcorn bucket onto his head} Yay!
REMADIN: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
{cuts to a beach. zoo, dot, and albino are wearing orange swim suits. wendy is sun bathing in a blue bathing suit, and zorax has his head sticking out out the water. nicholas is in a green swim suit. marissa is in a pink swimsuit. shes helping nicholas into a floating chair. dot, zoo, and albino are in the water.}
REMADIN: Definitely at the beach.
ZOO977: Conch fight!
REMADIN: What's that strange smell?
REMOLAY: Oh that? It's my brain burning
{zoo, albino,dot, and zorax all pick up conch sheels, which they begin throwing at each other. one hits a plate with a hamburger. a bunch of ketchup hits wendy's sun tan lotion out of the way.}
REMADIN: I have a bad feeling about this.
MARISSA: {to nicholas} There!
NICHOLAS: Thanks! {goes in the water. a wave approaches. nicholas doesn't care. the kids get out of the water.}
WENDY: {splurts some ketchup on her} I need more tanning lotion.
REMOLAY: I am having trouble riffing this episode
{the kids each come back with a glowing green surf board. and presume to go in the water. as the wave approaches, the kids get on the surf board. nicholas falls asleep.}
REMADIN: I sense a Futurama reference in here somewhere
ZOO977: NOW! {zoo, dot, and albino swim away from the wave. they get on top temporarily. nicholas comes on top of the wave, too. they stare at nicholas, and fall off}
MARISSA: This is weird. I'm gonna get a smoothie. {walks off screen.}
REMOLAY: This appears to have nothing to do with anything
WENDY: This tanning lotion feels weird. I'm gonna try a new one. walks off screen, not realizing she's totally red}
REMOLAY: Everything is going on at once! I can't follow it!
ZOO977: Whatever. {him and dot get out of the water. marissa walks on screen with a smoothie. zoo is talking to dot. marissa is about to have her smoothie. zoo and dot are about to kiss}
REMADIN: I knew this moment was coming from the moment Dot was introduced
WENDY: {offscreen} AAAAAAH!
{zoo and dot jump, and bonk their heads.
REMOLAY: Well, there goes that moment {starts laughing}
marissa drops her smoothie. albino shakes violently in the water. nicholas wakes up. the kids then group up, and run towards wendy. cuts to another potion of the beach. a green void is in the ground}
EVERYONE BUT WENDY: Whats that?!?
WENDY: Never mind that! I've tanned way too much!
REMADIN: I think some weird void thingy is more important that your Catsup soaked back!
{a dun dun dun is heard. the screen fades to black. the words dun dun duuuuun! appear, along with the back and again buttons}
REMOLAY: This isn't that start of another storyline, is it?
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Easter eggs
Click on the first dun to see nicholas frantically writing a list, labled what that doesn't make sense.
Fun Facts
- Grey sticking is a reference to the last email series.
- Wendy using ketchup instead of sun tan lotion is a reference to the comic Foxtrot.
REMADIN: I appear to have missed that one.
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