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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/name
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Summary
Magan want to know why zoo is named Zoo977.
REMOLAY: Because just plain Zoo was taken
TO THE LIBRARY!
REMADIN: The library does not have every little bit of information!
CAST: Zoo977, Homeschool, Homsar, Hammerhead
SUMMARY: Zoo's pool room, The Library
Transcript
{cuts to the pool room. zoo and larmey are playing. larmey pockets the eight ball. then he leaves,
REMADIN: No good game? No dialogue?
and zoo walks up to the computer.}
ZOO977: {singing to the strong badian anthem} Come to the place where the tropical emails blow!
REMOLAY: No. Just no.
Hey, Zoo!
Megan
Why are you called Zoo? Just curious...
ZOO977: Well, Jonny,
REMOLAY: {yelling} What the hell!
I often wondered the same question. So Homestar, Hammerhead, Homsar, and I all went to {cuts to the outside of a library} the public library.
HOMESTAR: Where do you need to look?
ZOO977: We need to look into the family reacords.
REMADIN: I seriously think that a family should have their family records
I mean, How can your last name be runner, Mine 977, his wannabe, and homsar doesnt have one?
REMOLAY: None of you are related anyway?
HOMSAR: 645 JH!
HAMMERHEAD: What?
HOMSAR: In the book!
REMADIN: Behold! The most coherent thing Homsar has said since that one Answering Maching!
ZOO977: Well, Find book 645 JH, and look inside. Got it?
HAMMERHEAD: Yep!
{everyone runs off.}
HOMESTAR: Found it!
REMOLAY: I always assumed that Homestar wouldn't give a damn about books, like, at all.
ZOO977: {him, homsar, and hammerhead all walk up to homestar}
REMADIN: I'm still pretty sure this is incorrect formatting
Good! {opens the book. some records fall out}
REMOLAY: Vinyl? Cassette?
Wow...
HAMMERHEAD: LET ME SEE! LET ME SEE!
ZOO977: Woah, calm down! {opens the records} Hmm... Homestar has carried through the ages... Homestarmecium, The homestar runner... HERE HE IS!
HAMMERHEAD: LET ME SEE! {takes the book} Apparently, the homestar runner wanted us all to have unique names!
REMADIN: What?
{cuts back to the pool room}
ZOO977: There you have it, Jerry!
REMOLAY: This is quite painful
My dad wanted me to have a unique name.
REMADIN: I repeat... What?
Now to obliterate Strong Bad in pool! {tosses the 7 ball back and forth 3 times, leaves}
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Easter eggs
Click the seven ball as zoo tosses it to make a pool ball roll onto the keyboard 5 seconds after the paper comes down.
Click obliterate to see the pool scores. Zoo has a perfect, Strong Bad has 0.
REMADIN: I'm starting to think Zoo is a Marty Stu
REMOLAY: Starting to?
Fun Facts
This email shows that homeschool isn't in the homestar family.
REMADIN: Yes he is. He totally is. Total man.
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