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RiffText/Wiki User Email Zoo977/bicee
Contents
Summery
Strong man gets revenge for zoo killing the bicee by KILLING zoos laptop!
REMADIN: Revenge is a dish best served by killing objects that weren't alive in the first place.
CAST: Zoo977, Strong Mad, Strong Man, Homcar, Kirbychu, Farm997, The Homestar Runner
SETTING: Zoo's bedroom, Zoo's foyer, Old-timey the Feild, A farm
Transcript
ZOO977: {gasping} Do NOT let Homestar make me drink more fluffy puff soda.
REMOLAY: I want to know how this Noodle Incident came to be.
ZOOOO!
WHY DID YOU SEND ME THAT EMAIL!?
YOU KILLED THE BICEE!
Your rival in life, Strong ManREMADIN: Why the sudden lack of caps, Strong guy?
ZOO977: Rival at life?
{cuts to a scene. Zoo and Strong Man are playing life}
ZOO977: I'm sorry , but you must pay mortgage.
STRONG MAN: NOOOOO! {runs off}
REMOLAY: Okay, this is actually kinda funny.
{cuts back}
ZOO977: So that explains who I was playing with! Now to get to talking to you ab-
{a door knock is heard}
REMOLAY: Those damn door knocks! I can never keep them out of my house.
ZOO977: Um... I'll be right back.
{cuts to the main room. Zoo opens the door. Strong Man is there, angrier than ever}
ZOO977: Hey, gray man!
STRONG MAN: March over here, young man!
REMADIN: I don' wanna!
{The two teleport to 1936. Homcar drives in}
STRONG MAN: Get in the extremely annoying car.
HOMCAR: OooOOOOoO, Who is thou stranger?
REMADIN: Not how people in 1936 talked.
REMOLAY: If that's Homsar, Why does that make perfect sense?
ZOO977: AAH! Why is there a talking car? Where am I? {less scared, more confused} Why am I the only thing in color?
REMADIN: Why is this episode of higher quality that the others?
STRONG MAN: Your in...um...Hell. The car is your friend.
{Strong Man holds up a tape recorder and presses play. This plays}
REMOLAY: What plays?
HOMSAR: AaAAAaaAAh, I stole your kit kat!
REMOLAY: But... But.... It was MY Kitkat. {cries}
{Cut back to Zoo's computer room. Kirbychu walks in wearing brass knuckles.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh Zoo, I have a surprise for you!
REMADIN: Is it pie? I really hope it's pie.
Where are you? {looks at computer} What?!? NO ONE CAN BE ZOO'S RIVAL FOR LIFE BUT ME! {runs off}
{Cut back to 1936. Kirbychu enters.}
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Where is that jerk Strong Man?
STRONG MAN: Um... {Points at Homcar} There.
REMADIN: Thus making Homcar the butt monkey of the 1936-verse.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Thanks big man.
{Kirbychu walks over to Homcar. The Shock puff Zapper (1936 Kirbychu)
REMOLAY: You could have just said 1936 Kirbychu
walks in.}
THE SHOCKPUFF ZAPPER: {with an english accent} STOP! That defenseless talking automotive is not The Strong Man! The portly gray ruffian is!
ZOO977: Um... Mr Jones?
STRONG MAN: The Sneak?
THE SHOCK PUFF ZAPPER: NO YOU DOLTS!
REMOLAY: Not how you're supposed to do yelling
The Strong Man is the large, portly ruffian in the toga!
STRONG MAN: I have you know this is Mr. 997's singlet!
REMOLAY: I don't want to know.
ZOO977: I DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS, AND MY LAST NAME IS 977!
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Yeah, I think his last name is Runner or something.
STRONG MAN: No, I mean him.
{Points to Zoo with a mustache and eyepatch}
STRONG MAN: That's Farm997.
REMOLAY: Wut.
ZOO977: {points to The Homestar Runner} And there's my dad.
REMOLAY: Wut!?
{Remadin does a spit take}
STRONG MAN: No wonder your both dimwits.
ZOO977: {clonks Strong Man} Not again.
STRONG MAN: Oh... {Stinkoman pops in}
STINKOMAN: Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challenge?!? {Pops out}
REMOLAY: What the hell is going on here?
REMADIN: {scared} I don't know but it's freaking me out
ZOO977: How can I be in the past, be the only thing in color, see the Stinkoman Zorax keeps talking about, and not faint?
STRONG MAN: {Punches Zoo} Thats enough?
ZOO977: OH MY! TIME TRAVEL ISN'T GOOD FOR MY COMPUTER!
REMADIN: Mr. Wonka, this has gone on quite enough!
STRONG MAN: You destroyed my computer!
REMOLAY: I don't think 1936 had computers
REMADIN: The first personal computer was the Apple, released in july of 1676. About 40 years later.
ZOO977: YOU MURDERER! You know what I will have to use now?!?
STRONG MAN:' Not shoop-da-woop.
REMOLAY: Get the button ready.
KIRBYCHU HR'D: Or the Zeeky words.
{Remolay and Remadin push two separate buttons. the stolen joke alarm sounds at double the volume}
REMADIN: I hope we never have to do that again.
ZOO977: THIS! UNTIL I GET A NEW COMPUTER! {holds a tiny blue computer.}
{Kirbychu inhales the tiny blue computer.}
REMOLAY: Kirbychu turns into a tiny blue computer
KIRBYCHU HR'D: No. You won't.
STRONG MAN: {Eats Kirbychu} So where were we?
ZOO977: {kicks Strong Man, Kirbychu comes out,
REMOLAY: I had no clue that Zoo was this strong
and Zoo gets his computer} GETTING ME TO MY HOME!
{The time vortex closes, trapping Zoo and Kirbychu. cuts to Zoo's bedroom. zoos head is on the keyboard off the computer,
REMADIN: If he was trapped, how did he get back
now only two spinning gears}
ZOO977: {muffled} Dear Zoo Man, Why did you kill your compoopy?
REMADIN: Well, so much for gracefully avoiding computer destruction.
REMOLAY: Only 13 emails in, too.
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Easter eggs
Click the left spinning gear to see a grave for the computer.
Fun Facts
- This is the last email using this computer.
- Zoo977, Strong Intelligent, and Kirbychu all wrote this email.
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