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Summary
Zoo is asked what he would do with a billion dollars.
REMOLAY: Answer, Any zarking thing he wants.
CHARACTERS: Zoo977, Strong bad, Homestar, Albino, Dot, Crowd
SETTING: The computer room, zoos living room, a concert practice room, the concert hall, albinos room, dots room, the deck {easter egg}
Transcript
ZOO977: I dont think I should have just eaten that omelet.
REMADIN: Hey! Someone stole my breakfast!
Hey Zoo977,
If I gave you a billion dollars, (not saying I will) What would you do with it?
STrong IntelligenrREMOLAY: When you can not spell your own name, YOU HAVE FAILED!
ZOO977: A BILLION DOLLARS?!? {calms down} Well, I would start off by buying a 5 foot long tv. You know, one with a billion channels.
REMOLAY: lolwut?
{cuts to a big, blank room. a big TV appears on the wall.}
REMOLAY: Next, you actually build the room that could fit this TV and not have it look really weird.
ZOO977: Then, you would need to put in a big sofa. {one appears}
REMADIN: Now you feel like number one/ Shining bright for everyone...
REMOLAY: You know what, just no.
maybe a case of movies. {again, one appears} Then you put up a bunch of video game systems. {a wii, x box 360, ps3, ps2, and an x box appear.
REMOLAY: Seriously can't complain about this one, but I would like it if a Genesis, Super Nintendo, NES, and the japanese versions of all were there too
then, strong bad walks into the room} Hey, who let you into my imagination?
STRONG BAD: Um... you let me in? Anyways, you need a 40 cushion couch that surrounds the room. {one appears}
ZOO977: Hey! {cuts to another room} Next, I have to make a practice stage.
REMADIN: I'll let you fly around in the practice stage for a while. when you're ready for the big game, just go back to the main menu
HOMESTAR: I'll make it! {begins to build the stage}
ZOO977: What the- Who's letting everyone into my imagination? {looks back.} While your building that, can you put up a guitar and a flute?
REMOLAY: Homestar then...
{Remadin hits Remolay}
REMOLAY: What? I was going to say "Formed a union".
HOMESTAR: Sure! {when the stage is made, a normal flute and guitar appear.}
ZOO977: Make the flute golden, and the guitar a light yellow. {that happens} Now, I need to find out why everyone is in my imagination!
HOMESTAR: Blame that! {points to a door, leading in and out of zoos imagination}
REMADIN: lolwut.
ZOO977: I thought I locked that! Anyways, back on task. {cuts back to the stage} Then, put some chairs in front. {some foldable chairs appear} perfect! {cuts to another blank room} Now, what about albino's room? {cuts to a cluttered room} Just... it would be cleaned.
REMADIN: I always picture Albino as the Neat Freak type.
ALBINO: I worked hard for that mess! No ones cleaning it!
ZOO977: Well, that regal bed wasn't cheap!
REMADIN: What regal bed?
ALIBNO: {leaves}
REMOLAY: {facepalms}
ZOO977: Then I would go and schedule a concert at the concert hall for me, dot, and albino to play. {cuts to the concert hall. zoo, albino and dot all appear, along with a big audience. cuts back to zoos house} Then, I would make homestar build a deck. {homestar appears}
REMADIN: So... few... capital... letters... Must avoid exploding head... ELEPHANT!
{Stolen Joke alarm sounds}
REMOLAY: I hope you like it, I just had it installed. We just push a button whenever we find a joke that was stolen from somewhere else.
HOMESTAR: I will not work without pay!
REMOLAY: Hah, looks like I was right about the union.
{a marshmallow appears out of no-were}
REMADIN: Nowhere.
I'll do it! {begins to build one}
ZOO977: Then, dot would get that bed she's been wanting. {a cut shows dots room. the bed turns lime green. cuts back to the computer room}
REMADIN: That's it?
REMOLAY: How anticlimactic
Thats the first few things I would do. now, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND THE MONEY!
REMOLAY AND REMADIN: No.
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Easter eggs
Click on first to see the finished deck, complete with a Culvers.
REMOLAY: Remadin! What does the scouter say about his lolwut level!?
{Remadin fishes below his seat for a scouter and puts it on}
{Remadin brakes the scouter, the stolen joke alarm sounds.}
REMADIN: {yelling} It's over 9000!!!
Click on SEND THE MONEY to see zoo waiting at the mail box, asking when the money gets there.
REMADIN: Never.
Fun facts
Up to this point, this was the longest email, at 35 lines.
REMADIN: Really? it seemed short to me.
Culvers is a real restaurant chain, famous for its butter burgers.
REMOLAY: A few emails ago you said they were famous for their frozen custard! Why not just say both!?
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