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Man, why do I even use this line anymore?
REMADIN: For the cast and setting, Seen directly below.
REMOLAY: Man, why did we EVER comment on this line?
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, Marissa, Nicholas, Xaviar, Zorax, Wendy
SETTING: Zoo's ship room, a grocery store, a hardware store, a music store
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{cuts to zoo's room in the suite. hes on his bed, with the packy}
ZOO977: {to the tune of long long time ago
REMADIN: I can still remember...</blckquote>} should've started typing, should've started sending, a long long time ago!
REMOLAY: Have I mentioned that I've never heard of any of the songs this guy does?{opens his email}
subject: all-uh-geesHey, Zooman!
Are you allergic to anything? What happens when you accidentally eat/touch/breathe it?
- ZPP
ZOO977: Ah, allergies. A great way to get revenge on others. Like albino, for example. He's like a balloon at the store!
{cuts to a grocery store. zoo is pushing a cart with albino in it}
ZOO977: {voice over} Albinos allergic to any nuts, and is cured by salt. {as the two begin passing shelves, albino rapidaly turns red, and then goes back to normal}
{cuts back to the room.}
ZOO977: Of course, you can't expose him to salted peantus. He goes insane.
YVONNE: {walking in} Hey zoo. Watcha typing about?
ZOO977: Allergies.
YVONNE: That weird. Now, get out of here before I hit you with the blender.
ZOO977: I dont think so. NOW!
{a cage opens. a little glowing puffle rolls out of it}
YVONNE: AAAH! Radioactive fur! {runs out. zoo scoops up the puffle.}
ZOO977: I don't think I mentioned Yvonne's allergic to fur or radioactivity yet.
YVONNE: {voice over} WHERE THE FREAKING BLENDER?
ZOO977: There are other allergies.
{cuts to a flashback. everyone is in a hardware store}
ZOO977: {voice over} Xaviars alergic to paint.
ALBINO: How much do we have to spend?
DOT: Lets see... {takes out a purple vile of paint} One hundred...
XAVIAR: AAAAAAAAH! {runs off. everyone turns their head, except for zorax}
{cuts to a music store. dot is testing out a guitar}
DOT: {playing the notes while she says them} B flat, C, D
ZOO977: {voice over} I love marissa's allergy: guitar wires.
MARISSA: {walking in} Hi, dot. {waves her hand slightly touches a guitars strings. her han glows a neon pink} Oh boy.
{cuts back to zoos room.}
ZOO977: And then there's my allergy: white pollen. Marissa's found a way around that, though.
{cuts to an outer view f the room. yvonne comes in wiht the blender. she pushes zoo onto the gound}
YVONNE: Payback! {cut back to the computer, as wacking sounds are heard.}
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Fun Facts
- Puffles are the pet species on club penguin.
- Dot is playing in either b flat major or g minor.
The wierdo's revealed
Anime, Crazy train, Challange, Elephant, Dot, Diet, Money, Larry, A or B, Cereal, Grammer, Transform, Bicee, Cry
The anger in the nutshell
Destruction, Name, Jungle, Conondrum, The baloney man, Blast from the Past 1, 2, 3, Beach, Superhero, Zaland, Current Events, Meat, Adult, Revenge, Hack
Hidden talents
Hatred, Cream, Allergies, Some fame, Cooking, Burfday, Sacrifice, Atlantis, Programs, Music, Hell, Water park, Fenri, Dancing, Energy
The maloa cronicles
Happy, Suzuki, Counterfiet, Magic, Favorites, Rumors, Extreme, Chris, Izzy, Attempt, Directions, Soap, Reality, Kaboom, Strong Intelligent
Marissa takes over
Taste, Zoo, Funeral, The island, Disaster, Kalt, New, Plans, Not goodnessosity, Last chance, Arrival, What's christmas?, Neglect, Planning, Packing
A vacation to remember
Planeport, Ouch, Animals, At home, Plants, Fourth class