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Man, why do I even use this line anymore?

REMADIN: For the cast and setting, Seen directly below.
REMOLAY: Man, why did we EVER comment on this line?

CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Yvonne, Dot, Marissa, Nicholas, Xaviar, Zorax, Wendy
SETTING: Zoo's ship room, a grocery store, a hardware store, a music store

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{cuts to zoo's room in the suite. hes on his bed, with the packy}

ZOO977: {to the tune of long long time ago

REMADIN: I can still remember...

} should've started typing, should've started sending, a long long time ago!

REMOLAY: Have I mentioned that I've never heard of any of the songs this guy does?

{opens his email}

subject: all-uh-gees

Hey, Zooman!

Are you allergic to anything?

REMOLAY: Hold on, let me get my notebook.

What happens when you accidentally eat/touch/breathe it?

- ZPP

ZOO977: Ah, allergies. A great way to get revenge on others.

REMADIN: I disagree

Like albino, for example. He's like a balloon at the store!

REMOLAY: What?

{cuts to a grocery store. zoo is pushing a cart with albino in it}

ZOO977: {voice over} Albinos allergic to any nuts, and is cured by salt.

REMADIN: Then why did he have a job at one in season one?
REMOLAY: Well, aren't plotholes a bitch!

{as the two begin passing shelves, albino rapidaly

REMOLAY: Isn't that the name of our long lost brother?

turns red, and then goes back to normal}

REMADIN: Okay, I don't think allergies work that way

{cuts back to the room.}

ZOO977: Of course, you can't expose him to salted peantus. He goes insane.

REMOLAY: I bet... {grabs salted peanuts}

YVONNE: {walking in} Hey zoo. Watcha typing about?

ZOO977: Allergies.

YVONNE: That weird.

REMADIN: Not for this show.
REMOLAY: That's weird but I fail to ask you to elaborate

Now, get out of here before I hit you with the blender.

REMOLAY: I am going to use this on people I don't like now.

ZOO977: I dont think so. NOW!

{a cage opens. a little glowing puffle

REMOLAY: A what?

rolls out of it}

YVONNE: AAAH! Radioactive fur!

REMADIN: Yeah, that's my new band name

{runs out. zoo scoops up the puffle.}

ZOO977: I don't think I mentioned Yvonne's allergic to fur or radioactivity yet.

REMOLAY: That's because you made it up a mere three seconds ago.

YVONNE: {voice over} WHERE THE FREAKING BLENDER?

ZOO977: There are other allergies.

REMADIN: Yes. Yes there are.

{cuts to a flashback. everyone is in a hardware store}

ZOO977: {voice over} Xaviars alergic to paint.

REMADIN: What about his alergic to paint?

ALBINO: How much do we have to spend?

DOT: Lets see... {takes out a purple vile of paint} One hundred...

XAVIAR: AAAAAAAAH! {runs off. everyone turns their head, except for zorax}

REMOLAY: That bastard!

{cuts to a music store. dot is testing out a guitar}

DOT: {playing the notes while she says them} B flat, C, D

ZOO977: {voice over} I love marissa's allergy: guitar wires.

REMADIN: This one makes no sense!

MARISSA: {walking in} Hi, dot. {waves her hand slightly touches a guitars strings. her han glows a neon pink

REMOLAY: The most annoying colour in existence.

} Oh boy.

{cuts back to zoos room.}

ZOO977: And then there's my allergy: white pollen.

{Remolay writes frantically}

Marissa's found a way around that, though.

{cuts to an outer view f the room. yvonne comes in wiht the blender. she pushes zoo onto the gound}

YVONNE: Payback! {cut back to the computer, as wacking sounds are heard.}

REMOLAY: Pass the popcorn

Easter Eggs

If you wait 7 seconds after the paper comes down, some blood will hit the corner.

Fun Facts

• Puffles are the pet species on club penguin.
• Dot is playing in either b flat major or g minor.

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