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Color Printer's E-mails/Virus
Overview
Color Printer gets a virus. The bad news is...his virus protection program isn't working!
Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer
Transcript
Color Printer: {singing} 7 is my lucky number, so this must be my lucky e-mail. {double-clicks on Color Printer E-mail} Oh, what a lucky day!
ert+ y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh Color Prin15456 `-------++++++gf +++++-//==========/*8901ikg
Color Printer: {Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seventy-six P? All you ate jay-kajee--" then stops} What the-? What is this?!? Some spam mail? I see a Color Prin in there...but it's being interuptted by a bunch of numbers or somethin'. Did Homsar send me a bunch of crap again? Or...is this one of those virus e-mails? I have just the thing!
{Color Printer double clicks on an icon called "Anti-Virus". The following window comes up:}
Morton Anti-Virus Choose one of the options below: *Scan your computer *Destroy some viruses *Update your protection *Help *About *Exit *Are you still reading this list?
Color Printer: {clicks on "Scan your computer"} Scan time!
Scanning your computer... 0% done
Color Printer: Alright, now drop a train on 'em!
Scan Complete! One Virus Found: Doom_to_you.Virus Delete? *Heck yeah! *Duh, nope.
Color Printer: Yikes! That can't be good! Delete it! {clicks on "Heck yeah!"}
Deleting... This will take a few minutes...
Color Printer: Come on, come on! Hurry up!
{Suddenly, the computer justs shuts off without warning}
Color Printer: {alarmed} What the-?!? This can't be good!
{Suddenly, the computer blows up, knocking Color Printer backwards. He hits the back wall.}
Color Printer: Oof! No!!! SC 9000! Speak to me!
{Cut to the SC 9000, which has a big hole in it. It is also partly destroyed. Color Printer sobs and crys in the background. The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Clicking on the left contrast button makes sparks fly from it.
- Clicking on the right contrast button makes the screen flash "DELETED!" for a second.
- Clicking on the crack in the bottom-right corner of the computer screen will allow you to hear this short quote said by Color Printer.
- Color Printer: {sobbing} Sniff...Dear Color Printer...sniff...how can you type if you're a printer...?
Fun Facts
- Morton Anti-Virus is a ripoff of Norton Antivirus.
- This is like e-mail virus. Even some lines come from it.
- The computer blowing up is a refrence to gimmicks.
- 7 must be unlucky for CP, 'cause this sure wasn't a lucky e-mail.
Author's Comments
- Rating: 4.5 out of 5 icons
- Yeah, this probably was the best e-mail before new ones came out. A 4.5 is very rare. It's sad to see my computer go, though. And yes, I have Norton AntiVirus.
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