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Color Printer's E-mails/Sister

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Summary

Color Printer's Sister is on a mission. A top secret mission. Now, go read the email and stop asking me questions!!!

Cast: Color Printer, Holo, Roboschool Winner, Robo-Unguraits, Harvax XVII, Julie Printer, Stinkoman (easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Julie's Room, Underground Computer Room, Planet K, Robowinner's House, Holo's House

Transcript

COLOR PRINTER: Another day, another e-mail!

_ _ color of important printing,

What happened to your sister?
We only saw her in one email.
What is she doin' all the time that
makes it so we don't get to see her?

-Einoo

{says "double underscore" instead of "_ _"}

COLOR PRINTER: {typing} Well, I-knew, {nervously} I'm kinda worrying about that myself. I haven't seen her in days. I think it's time to enter what I call "The Doom Zone". Aka, my sister's bedroom.

{Cut to CP's Sister's bedroom. Color Printer walks in}

COLOR PRINTER: Hmm...nothing really out of the ordinary...{looks under bed}...Nothing here! {looks behind computer} Nothing here either! Hmm...{leans on light switch}

{The light switch is flipped, but instead of the light coming on, a secret door opens in the back of the room.}

COLOR PRINTER: Whoa! What the heck?!?

{Cut to Color Printer walking down some stairs.}

COLOR PRINTER: Wonder where this goes?

{Cut to a big room. There is a giant screen on the back wall.}

COLOR PRINTER: Whoa. Big monitor. Wonder what this button does? {pushes a button on the controls}

{The screen flickers on.}

COLOR PRINTER: Huh. When did Julie get a Supercom? I always thought she had a Shutters 98.

COLOR PRINTER: What the-?!? {mumbles, reading choices} Communications Program? Hmmmmmm...{pushes 3}

{Suddenly, the screen flickers again. The word "CONTACTING" is on screen. Then, a mysterious figure appears onscreen.}

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Yes? Is the mission complete?

COLOR PRINTER: {startled} Gah!!!

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Wait a minute...you're not Julie! Who are you and how did you find this computer?

COLOR PRINTER: First off, you have to tell me who YOU are!

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: Oh, all right. If you insist.

{The mysterious figure comes closer to the screen, revealing that it is actually Holo, the 20X6 version of Bitmap.}

HOLO: Is that better?

{Suddenly, Holo and Color Printer realize who the other person is.}

COLOR PRINTER & HOLO: You're...you're...

COLOR PRINTER: That holographic guy! HOLO: {simultaneously} That printer dude!

COLOR PRINTER: Has it really been that long since e-mail 26?

HOLO: 6 months, actually.

COLOR PRINTER: So why do you need my sister?

HOLO: Well...{hesitates} What I'm about to tell you is top secret. It cannot be repeated to anyone else. Do you promise to keep it secret?

COLOR PRINTER: Cross my paper dock and hope to be unplugged.

HOLO: What?

COLOR PRINTER: Never mind.

HOLO: It all started a few days ago.

{Cut to a flashback. (Or rather, flash-forward.) We see Planet K. Holo walks onscreen, holding a letter.}

HOLO: {voice-over} I had recived a strange letter in the mail.

HOLO: I wonder who sent this.

Dear Holo,

Please come by my mansion
at 2300 Cyborg Street
tomorrow at 3:00.
See you soon,

Roboschool Winner

HOLO: {voice-over} I didn't know who sent it. The name was smuged out, and all I knew was where they lived and their initials: R.W.

{Cut to Holo looking in the phone book.}

HOLO: {voice-over} I decided to look in the Communication Listings Book to see if I could find out R.W.'s real name. Alas, I had no luck.

{Cut to 2300 Cyborg Street. Holo is walking up the sidewalk to the porch.}

HOLO: So, I decided to go to this mysterious fellow's mansion...but I would be the most careful I've ever been.

{Cut to the front door of R.W.'s house. Holo knocks on the door.}

R.W.: {from inside} Who is it?

HOLO: Uh, Holo. You invited me. With this note. {holds up note}

R.W.: Oh, yes. Come in!

{Holo opens the door. He walks in. Cut to the entryway of the house. Holo shuts the door.}

R.W.: {unseen} Sorry for the mess. I didn't really have time to prepare.

HOLO: Where are you?

R.W.: {unseen} Why, what do you mean? I'm right here!

{Holo turns to look at a mirror in the corner. Instead of seeing his relfection, he sees a robot-version of Homeschool Winner.}

R.W.: I've been right here the whole time.

HOLO: But...you look like...you're...but you're behind...

R.W.: Confused? Let me answer your questions for you. I am Roboschool Winner, and this isn't a mirror...it's a video screen!

HOLO: Gah!!!

ROBOSCHOOL WINNER: Robo-Unguraits: ATTACK!!!!

{Suddenly, these robot-style Unguraits come out of nowhere and start firing lasers at Holo.}

HOLO: {voice-over} Suddenly, I was attacked by all these robots. {Holo starts destroying the Robo-Unguraits} I still did not know one thing: Why did this guy want me here? {Holo destroyes the last robot} But as soon as I took down the last robot with my telekentic powers, it suddenly became clear.

{A beam from the mirror hits Holo, and he glows a bit, then falls down, unconsious.}

HOLO: {voice-over} But by then it was too late.

{Cut back to the underground room. CP looks incredibly bored.}

HOLO: So to make a long story short, Roboschool took my powers, and I enlisted the help of your sister to help me get them back and stop him from taking over the world.

COLOR PRINTER: {tired} Uh-huh...{yawns} Listen, it's getting late, and I REALLY need to get to bed. So can we work on this in the morning?

HOLO: Alright, I'll see you in the morning. Just set the time machine over there {gestures to the time machine in the back of the room} to 20X6 and the-{screen goes blank}

COLOR PRINTER: Holo? Holo, are you there? Holllllllloooooooooo...{falls on the floor, asleep}

{Cut to Holo's house. Holo is unconsious. Roboschool and a Robo-Ungurait are standing there. Roboschool is talking to someone via a video phone.}

ROBOSCHOOL WINNER: Phase II is successful. A little longer, and you and I will rule the world.

HARVAX XVII: {on phone} Excellent. Proceed with Phase III. Over and out. {hangs up}

ROBOSCHOOL WINNER: {puts phone away} Minion, grab Holo. We're leaving.

ROBO-UNGURAIT: Yes, boss.

{The Robo-Ungurait picks up Holo. Roboschool starts heading out of the room. Zoom in on the Robo-Ungurait's mask to reveal that it is Julie in a R.U. suit.}

JULIE PRINTER: Whatever you say.

{Cut back to the underground computer room. CP is still asleep. The computer now reads, "CLICK HERE TO EMAIL COLOR PRINTER".}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Color Printer to see this little skit (Stinkoman 20X6-style).
{Cut to Stinkoman walking on Planet K.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I WONDER WHAT CHALLENGINGS AWAIT ME TODAY!
{Close up on Stinkoman's suprised face.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
{Cut to a Robo-Ungurait walking towards him.}
STINKONAN: {subtitled} IT'S A WALKING, HOODED CHALLENGE!
{Cut to Stinkoman charging up.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} CHALLENGE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUECE!!!
'{There is a flash of light.}

Fun Facts

  • SuperCom is a reference to Tampo Email.
  • 1-Up Extraman is 1'Up's full name.
  • E-mail 26 was Time Travel, where we first saw Holo.
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