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Color Printer's E-mails/Pacman
Transcript
{Cut to Laser Printer checking e-mail on his Lappy 986}
Laser Printer: Here's an e-mail! It's awesome!
subject: moviesLaser Printer,
JORA3
Do you have any really old movies?
Thanks,
Laser Printer: {typing} Well, Jar-a 3, I have a REALLY old movie from 2005 that my grandpa wrote. It's called: Pac-man: The Movie! {clears screen} Umm...I actually never understood it. I don't know who Pac-man is. Anyway, I have the movie in....what was it called? Oh, yeah! DVD or something like that. Here we go!
{Laser Printer puts in the DVD in his computer.}
Loading movie...
Pacman: The Movie! Menu
- Play Movie
- Scene Selection
- Bonus Features
- Setup
{Laser Printer clicks "Play Movie". Zoom in on the Lappy's screen. Laser Printer gets up so his reflection is out of the way.}
Scene 1: Opening Credits
Videlectrix Films
Presents:
A Videro Games
Production
{Cut to the inside of an old house. a shadow moves across the floor. Cut to another room. The same thing happens. Cut to a bedroom. A ghost rises up out in front of the bed. It grins evily. We see it is Inky. Inky gasps and turns blue. Cut to a view of Pac-Man in bed. He is holding a power pellet.}
Pac-Man: Is something wrong? {eats pellet}
{Cut to the outside of the house. Pinky, Blinky, and Sue are hiding behind the bushes.}
Blinky: What's taking him so long?
Sue: Beats me.
Pinky: Shut up!
{Inky screams from inside the house. Inky's eyes float rapidly out of the house.}
Inky (dead form): Run, he's got a power pellet!
The other ghosts: {scream, run off toward forest}
{Pacman music starts playing.}
PACMAN: THE MOVIE
Written By
Color I. Printer
Bitmap
Directed By
Scene 2: Regeneration
{Cut to the ghosts' house in the forest. Cut to the inside. Pinky, Blinky, Sue, and a green ghost are standing around a huge machine. Inside the machine, as we can see, are Inky' eyes.}
Dr. Plasma: Not to worry. The Regenerator 3000 will bring Inky back to his regular ghost form...again.
Inky (dead form): Can you just get on with it?
Dr. Plasma: Yes, quite right. Begin regeneration! {pulls lever}
{Cut to a shot of Pinky turning knobs. Cut to a shot of Blinky pushing buttons and monitoring screens. Cut to a shot of Sue hiding under a blanket. Cut to a shot of Inky slowly appearing in the regenerator.}
Dr. Plasma: Yes, it's working!
{Cut to a monitor. It flashes red.}
WARNING!
OVERLOAD!
Dr. Plasma: Gah!
Inky (half-dead, half-ghost): What's going on?
{Cut to an areial shot of the forest. There is a large explosion.}
TBC!
Fun Facts
- "A Videro Games Production" is a reference to "Videro Games".
- This is another apperance of Color Printer's so-called middle name, Ink.