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Color Printer's E-mails/Store
Contents
Summary
Color Printer opens up a store printing out stories. Bad idea.
Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap
Transcript
Color Printer: E-mail remix! Doot doot doot doo doo...
Dear Color Printer, You should open one o' them sidewalk shops and print up stories for people when they buy them! I would come. Print up Ark Angel!! --Thatkidsam, GA
Color Printer: {starts typing} Wow! That's the greatest idea anyone's ever thought of that involves me! I could make billions of dólares! I'd be like one of those stores, like Bookazon! No wait, that's online.
{Cut to Color Printer standing behind the counter of some stand. There is a sign on the top of the stand. It reads:}
GET YOUR FAVORITE STORY PRINTED!!! $1 per page plus $5 fee (1 page stories printed for free)
Color Printer: {singing} Gonna make me millions, gonna make me billions....
Bitmap: {walks onscreen, then reads sign aloud} Are you sure this is a good idea?
Color Printer: No, I'm super-sure! Now hurry up and ask me to print something.
Bitmap: Okay, print me a copy of "The War of The People", book 2!
Color Printer: I thought you said you weren't reading that series!
Bitmap: Heh heh...seems I...changed my mind.
Color Printer: {sighs, prints out story} Since the story has 158 pages...that'll be $163.
Bitmap: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?? I don't have that kind of money!
{Suddenly, two police officers walk by.}
Police Office #1: Are you Color Printer?
Color Printer: Yes sir! Yes sir I am.
Police Office #2: Did you know that you've been printing copyrighted documents and illegally selling them?
Color Printer: Oops.
Police Officer #1: {handcuffs CP} Come with us.
{The two police officers carry a struggling Color Printer offscreen as CP protests.}
Bitmap: Call me when you get to the big house!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the sign to see the newspaper headline. There is a picture of Color Printer in a call. The headline reads "PRINTER ARRESTED!"
Fun Facts
- "Yes sir. Yes sir I am" is from 20X6 Vs. 1936.
- "dólares" is dollars in Spanish.
- Bookazon is a fake book company made by TBC.