Color Printer's E-mails/The New Printer

Overview

I finally decide to get a printer.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Color Telegram Device, Color Printer

Places: Computer Room

Transcript

COLOR PRINTER: {walks in, looks like 1936 version (The Color Telegram Device), 1936 music plays} It's time to answer e-mails STOP! {looks at self} Oh STOP. I mean, STOP STOP! {music stops, color fades to normal} Thank you ST-{stops himself} I mean, thank you. Yeah. {gets on chair, double-clicks on Color Printer E-mail}

Dear Color Printer,
Why don't you get a printer?
Your friend,
Bob

COLOR PRINTER: {reads e-mail, says "printer" instead of "Bob"} I mean Bob. Do I even know a bob? {clicks reply, starts typing} You're in luck, Bob. I just got back from the store and I bought this really cool printer: The Printson 7000! {pulls out printer, plugs it in} All right. Let's see if this baby can print something! {turns it on, a few start-up noises occur} Here we go! {starts printing something out} Huh?!? What?!? I didn't print anything out! {The printed paper reads:}

0100100001100101011110010010
000100100000010101000110100001101
001011100110010000001101001011100
110010000001100010011010010110111
0011000010111001001111001

COLOR PRINTER: What the heck? What is this stuff? Did a binary bomb explode or something? What is this?

{The paper prints out even more revealing the following:}

Click here to e-mail Color Printer

COLOR PRINTER: What?!? NO, no, wait! The e-mail's not over! Go back in! Go back...oh, forget it.

Easter Eggs

• Click on some of the binary code to turn Color Printer into The Color Telegram Device. Click again to return him to normal.
• Click on Color Printer/The Color Telegram Device to make him say something.
  • If he's Color Printer:
  • COLOR PRINTER: Let's see...Arrgh, I can't understand binary!
  • If he's The Color Telegram Device:
  • COLOR TELEGRAM DEVICE: Let's see here...what sort of language is this STOP? I don't understand the languages of the complicated world of technology STOP!

Fun Facts

• The binary paper reads "Hey! This is binary" in binary.
• Printson 7000 is a reference to Printson 5000, in my Strong Mad e-mail Hardware.
• When Color Printer is wanting the paper to go up, saying, "No, go back up, go back...", it may be a reference to 50 emails, a Strong Bad email where Strong Bad's email isn't done, but the paper comes down.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 3 out of 5 icons
• Kinda funny. The Printson thing came from a Strong Mad E-mail. It's a parody of Epson, of course.