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Color Printer's E-mails/Horror
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Summary
Color Printer is a pretty-pretty spooky in a horror movie.
Cast: Color Printer, Creature, Marshie
Transcript
Color Printer: It's time for my hit song: E-mail #35!
Dear Color Printer, What would you look like in a horror movie? --thatkidsam
{Color Printer says "dash-dash-something I don't care about" in place of the last line}
Color Printer: {clicks reply, starts typing} Well, Kid Named Sam, I'm been thinking about that for a long time. Let's see here...I'd look like...
{Cut to Color Printer standing in a white background}
Color Printer: {voiceover} Let's see...I'd probably have some fangs...{Color Printer grows fangs}...Bat wings...{Bat wings pop up}...red eyes...{Color Printer's eyes turn red}...and I'd be EVIL! {Color Printer looks evil all of a sudden} I'd also have a cool name, like: Creature! {Creature hisses and flies away}
{Cut to Creature flying through the spooky forest. Soon Marshie appears onscreen.}
Marshie: Hey there! I'm Marshie! {Creature stops} Capital M then "arshie"! Don'tcha like me?
{Creature attacks Marshie. Marshie screams. Cut to the computer room}
Color Printer: {clears screen} Yeah...that would be me. In a movie. Horror movie. Yeah.
{Pan out to see Creature there beside him.}
Creature: {hisses} Nicccce to meet you, Color Printer. Come with me. {eyes start glowing}
Color Printer: Riiiiiiiiiight.
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Creature" to see the poster for a movie: "Attack of the Creature!"
Fun Facts
...None, really...