Color Printer's E-mails/Some Kinda Robot

Summary

Color Printer recieves Strong Bad's first e-mail, except it is addressed to him. He decides to reply...with a spam/chain e-mail.

Cast: Color Printer

Places: CP's Computer Room

Transcript

Color Printer: {singing}It's e-mail time, It's e-mail time, It's e-mail TIIMMMMMME!! {brings up e-mail} Ohhhhh...{stops singing and reads e-mail

Dear Color Printer,

Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing
gloves off before you go to bed?

Sincerely,
Abdi LaRue
San Diego, CA

Color Printer: What the-? I don't have a wrestling mask or boxing gloves! How can I answer this? Oh, wait...I have the answer. {hits a key, starts typing but not talking}

{Cut to a card that says "Time Passes...". After a little bit, we go back to the computer room.}

Color Printer: All right, send! {hits a button, a sound plays}

Message Sent to: Abdi LaRue

Color Printer: All right. So until next time, don't send me any e-mails that Strong Bad got unless they can relate to me. {gets up, walks off so we can see what is on the screen. The Paper comes down}

Subject: Got Sunscreen?
From: None-ya-buisness
To: Abdi LaRue
Date & Time: 3/29/05, 3:27 PM Central Time

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Hey there! Do you have sunscreen that actually protects your body?  Then get:

SUNSCREEN SHIELD: SPF 1,000,000!

It protects your body from 99.99999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999% of the sun's UV rays! We're  not kidding!

Send this e-mail to 10 people and you'll get a free 16-ounce bottle!</pre>

Easter Eggs

• Click on "SHIELD" to see Color Printer wearing a wrestling mask and boxing gloves fighting a punching bag.
• Click on "10 People" to see a list of people CP is planning to send this to.

The 10 People I sent the chain/spam mail to:
1. Abdi LaRue
2. Vinnie C
3. Tyler
4. Whoever sent SB that Homestar Hair thing
5. Kissless
6. Anthony
7. Ben
8. Brian(rietta)
9. fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
10. Trevor the vampire

• Click on the big precentage to see Color Printer doing his homework on the nearby table.
  • Color Printer: Let's see...the answer is 99.999999999999{pause}9999999{pause}9999{pause}999999%!

Fun Facts

• The 10 people on the list refer to the 10 people who sent Strong Bad his first 10 e-mails.
• The sound the computer makes when the message is sent is like the Compy 386 sound.

Oh, and nobody put that this is the first e-mail SB recieved. 'Cause I think everybody knows that.