Color Printer's E-mails/Love

Overview

Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf sends Color Printer a message that says "i love you". Color Printer is weirded out beyond belief.

Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer, Strong Bad, Atari Dragon (easter egg)

Transcript

{Color Printer walks in with a new computer. He sets it on the desk and sits down}

Color Printer: {turns computer on} Introducing...{the words "Shutters XP" appear on the screen}...the Shutters XP. {The desktop is shown} Okay, here we go.

i love u
 
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf

Color Printer: {reads e-mail, stops after "fhqwhgads", lets the word drag out, long pause afterwards} Okay, {clicks reply, starts typing} You are WEIRD! Just...positively WEIRD!!! You...you...{long pause} You creep me out! SERIOUSLY!!! Alright, this e-mail is-

Strong Bad: {who has been standing behind him the whole time} Hey! You got that same e-mail too!

Color Printer: {Alarmed, yells} Don't do that! You scared the crap out of me!

Strong Bad: Well, sorry, Color NERD!

Color Printer: Glugha- Afara- Nefg- I AM NOT A NERD! {punches Strong Bad off the screen}

Strong Bad: Ouch.

Color Printer: Good. {starts typing again} Anyway, like I said...Here's a little haiku for ya:

This e-mail, so weird

Freaks me out so horribly

It got...

Color Printer: ...DELETED! {deletes the e-mail, the DELETED! screen flashes} There. So until next time, don't send me any more e-mails like this one. Please.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Wait a little bit and the Atari Dragon (a fhqwhgad) will walk across the computer screen.

Fun Facts

• This is like the i love you e-mail.
• This e-mail was sent to practically everyone!
• The confused sound I make when Strong Bad calls me a nerd is like the toon Everybody to the Limit.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 2 out of 5 icons
• Why...why? This e-mail...just...why? I feel like a nerd.