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Color Printer's E-mails/Stalker
Contents
Summary
Color Printer stalks Coach Z. Oh, and Bitmap answers an e-mail.
Cast: Bitmap, Color Printer, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom
Transcript
{Bitmap walks in instead of CP}
Bitmap: {in Visor Robot voice} Hmmm...where is Color Printer?
{walks up to SC 10000. Zoom in}
Bitmap: Cool. A computer. {hits a key, an e-mail comes up}
Hey Not Just Black-and-White Printer, Have you ever stalked anyone like a celebrity stalker, or maybe Coach Z? Your nothing, Einoo
Bitmap: {reads e-mail, stops at the end of the first line} Umm...I am not Color Printer. I am Bitmap, a file that escaped from the SC 10000. Color Printer knows I exist, and he is trying to find a way to get me back in the computer. I hope he fails. Anyways, {reads the rest of the e-mail, clears screen, starts typing} I believe Color Printer said something about "spying on Coach Z". {Coach Z turns into a pixelated Coach Z head icon when Bitmap press Z. Bitmap stops typing} Whoa! I didn't know the computer did that! {starts typing again} So...I think I'll go check him. {stops typing, starts muttering} I wonder if I can add a Bitmap icon to this...?
{cut to the classroom, where Coach Z is standing in front of a chalkboard with a football play drawn on it. He is talking to a football team. Homestar and Pom Pom are among the team.}
Coach Z: So do we all know the play?
{cut to the back of the chalboard, where we see CP and Bitmap hanging.}
Team: YEAH!
Color Printer: {same time as team} Why are you here?
Coach Z: Are we all ready?
Bitmap: {same time as Coach Z} 'Cause.
Team: YEAH!
{cut to the front of the classroom}
Coach Z: Then let's do it!
{Coach Z brings arm back and hits the chalkboard, making it spin around. While Coach Z and the team is leaving, The chalkboard keeps spinning, and we see glimpes of CP and Bitmap}
Color Printer and Bitmap: AaAaAaAaAaAh!
{cut to the back of the chalkboard. It stops spinning and a very dizzy CP and a very dizzy Bitmap drop to the floor.}
Color Printer: Oof!
Bitmap: {dizzy} So...you were...stalking Coach Z...
Color Printer: {also dizzy} Yeah...and you...were...answering an e-mail?
Bitmap: Yes...And I think it's over now.
Color Printer: Yeah...I don't feel so good...
{The paper comes down}
Bitmap: I think I'm going to throw up...
Color Printer: Ew!
Easter Eggs
- Click on Bitmap to see a picture of the Stalker Spray 3000!
Fun Facts
- Stalker Spray is from Marzipan's Answering Machine.
- This e-mail is based off a Coach Z e-mail...but it wasn't meant to be.