Color Printer's E-mails/No new messages

Overview

CP has no new messages.

Cast: CP, Bitmap (easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Bitmap's Room

Color Printer: {singing} It's that time again, what time is it?

You have no new messges.

Color Printer: It's e-mail time! Or not. Let's try again. {singing} It's that time again, what time is it?

You still have no new messages.

Color Printer: It's not e-mail time. ARGH! {keeps hitting the button, making the following messages come up} Come on, work!!!

You STILL have no new messages.

You have 1, er, no new messages.

Guess what? You have no new messages.

Are you still checking? You have no new messages.

YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY NEW FREAKIN' MESSAGES! JEEZ!

ARGGGGH! DON'T YOU GET IT? NO NEW MESSAGES!!!

You have no (beep) new messages.

(Displays (beep) instead of a cuss word)

Color Printer: Uggh...I guess...I don't have any new messages.

{The Paper comes down. It reads, "Please e-mail Color Printer so he'll stop whining."}

Click on "(beep)" to see Bitmap watching on his Pixel 386.
- Bitmap: Oh man, this is just too funny! I HAD to send him those messages! Good thing his e-mail program can't tell him how many new messages he has! Otherwise...never mind.

Seriously, E-MAIL ME!