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Color Printer's E-mails/Ultraman
Contents
Summary
Color Printer gets off-topic. Again.
Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap
Transcript
Color Printer: Here comes an e-mail, dun dun dun!
Dear LP, I was wondering if you play my game! -Ultraman
Color Printer: {clicks reply, starts typing} Who's LP? And what game? Wha....? Maybe this is in code! This looks like a job for...{goes to start menu and clicks on "Translator Deluxe"}...The Translator Deluxe 3000!
TRANSLATOR DELUXE 3000 Copyright 5134 ENTER TEXT BELOW
Color Printer: Here we go! {copies e-mail text, pastes it in program, hits "Translate!" button}
Translating... Please wait.
Desired long playing record, To me in demand whether you play my play! - Ultraman
Color Printer: Okay, let's see what we got here...{reads e-mail} Whoa. That's weird. Maybe my Translator Deluxe isn't really worth the $314.38 I spent on it. And maybe the $1.12 rebate wasn't worth it, either. You know what? I'm going to go see if Bitmap is doing anything.
{Color Printer gets up and walks off. Cut to Bitmap playing Asteroids on his Pixel 386.}
Bitmap: Take that, you space rock! DIE!!!
{Color Printer walks in}
Color Printer: Are you playing Asteroids again?
Bitmap: Maybe.
{Game over music plays as the Pixel 386 displays the words "GAME OVER"}
Bitmap: Aw, man! I'm bored now. {closes Asteroids}
Color Printer: So how's your E-Sell auction going?
Bitmap: I don't know. I'm going to go check.
{Bitmap double-clicks on the Internet icon. He types "E-Sell.com" in the address bar. He logs in under Bitmap386. He clicks on a link under "Current Auctions".}
ASTEROIDS 2: BLAST 'EM UP Seller: Bitmap386 Condition: Fairly Good Bids: 18 Highest Bid: $500 Highest Bidder: Sum1special Time Left: 10 minutes
Bitmap: Whoa! $500?!?!?
Color Printer: HEY! You're selling our copy of "Asteroids 2: Blast 'Em Up"?
Bitmap: Not nessecessarily. {hands CP the box}
{Color Printer opens it. We can see it is empty except for the Gamebox Precautions Booklet.}
Color Printer: Oh, you're good. {smiles mischeviously}
{Color Printer and Bitmap walk offscreen. Cut to a screen that says "1 Week Later..." Cut back to the computer. A message pops up saying "1 New Message from: Sum1special". The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Read" at the end to see the angry e-mail.
BITMAP386 I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE EMPTY BOX INCLUDED ARE 8,235 VIRUSES ON ONE FILE I HOPE YOU DIE AND ROT SUM1SPECIAL P.S. I WILL SUE YOU
Fun Facts
- Gamebox is a crossover of the Gamecube and the X-Box.
- According to this page, the Gamebox games are actually floppy disks.
- To translate the message, I went on Babelfish, translated the e-mail into spanish, then english, then german, then english.