Difference between revisions of "Color Printer's E-mails/Movie"

Latest revision as of 04:21, 2 June 2010

Summary

Color Printer and Toner in an all-new movie: "Cave Explorers I"! Unfortunately, Toner drives CP crazy.

Cast: Color Printer, Toner

Transcript

Color Printer: Introducing my new computer!!! {turns the SC 10000 on} Let's get this train treck a-rollin! {presses 1}

Yo, Printer Dude,
Have you ever been in a movie?
Your friend,

{Color Printer says "Printer Dude" as "Printer Guy"}

Color Printer: What? That's it? No name? Arrgh! {clears screen, starts typing} Well, No-name dude, {does not type "No-name Dude,"} The good news is, I've been in a recent movie called "Cave Explorers I"! The bad news is, you've never heard of it because it was never released. In fact, I hold in my possession the only taped copy of the movie! Why was it never released? Maybe if you watch it, you'll see what I mean. And...roll tape!

{cut to a VCR. We see a tape go in. Cut to the TV which now displays a piece of cardboard that reads "Cave Explores I". It appears to be held by Color Printer.}

Color Printer: Oop!

{Color Printer takes the cardboard off screen and holds it back out with the spelling mistake fixed. He then turns it around so it reads "Starring Toner"}

Color Printer: WHAT?

{Color Printer holds out a pen and writes "and Color Printer" under the text. He then takes both objects offscreen. We see Color Printer and Toner standing in a dark cave}

Toner:Are you sure this is safe?

Color Printer: Wha-?

Toner: I mean, come on! Swinging across a pit of lava with a simple, weak rope? You've gotta be-

Color Printer: Wrong line, wrong time!

Toner: Oops, I mean, let's enter that circus!

Color Printer: Cave. And besides, we're already in it.

Toner: So? Oh.

Color Printer: All right, that's it! CUT!

{The tape stops. Cut back to the computer.}

Color Printer: So there you go. Toner got fired, so we had no one left to finish the movie. Anyway, that's the end!

{The printed paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "fired" to see a poster for Toner's next job: The main villan in "Dangeresque 7: Toner Terror"!
• Click on "movie" to see a poster for "Cave Explorers I: The Return"!

Fun Facts

• Color Printer's saying about getting the train wreck a-rollin is what Strong Bad said in rock opera.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 3 out of 5 icons
• This...was kinda funny...in an ironic sort of way. I should have gone in another direction. Oh, well, it's too late now!