Color Printer's E-mails/The Paper

Overview

oopsyoubwokeit asks me, CP, if "The Paper" has something against me.

Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer (user), The Paper, Vector Strong Bad (easter egg)

Places: Computer Room, Strange Grid

Transcript

COLOR PRINTER: Hark! The e-mail clients sing! {double-clicks on "Color Printer E-mail"}

dear Color Printer,
we all know there is a "The Paper" around here for you to "replace".
does he have something against you?
-oopsyoubwokeit

COLOR PRINTER: {reads e-mail, pronounces "oopsyoubwokeit" the way it is wrote. Clicks reply, starts typing} More like, I have something against him. Here's a couple of reasons why I hate that piece of paper. Number 1:

{cut to a grid-like background. The Paper is floating. The words "Reason 1" appear above the paper.}

COLOR PRINTER: {voice-over} The Paper is striped. {The Paper's green stripes start glowing} I mean, come on! What kind of self-respecting sheet of printer paper is striped?!? Reason 2:

{The Paper's stripes stop glowing and "Reason 1" changes to "Reason 2"}

COLOR PRINTER: {voice over} Strong Bad wrote a rap on it. {The Paper Rap starts playing} No! NO! STOP IT! STOP IT!! {The music stops} Thank you.

{cut back to the SC 9000}

COLOR PRINTER: {still typing} So, uh...there you go. Why I hate the paper. {stops typing} Uhh...that's all the time we have! So..uh...oh. I don't have...a...printer. So I guess I'll use this! {slaps a sticky note to the computer, runs off}

{The note reads, "Click here to e-mail Color Printer"}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "paper" to see a sign for The Anti-Paper Act.
• Click on "hate" to see this little film.

{Vector Strong Bad and The Paper are floating in the grid background, except the grid is red. Vector Strong Bad shoots a tile at The Paper. It explodes.}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {as the words appear on screen} The Paper A Splode!

Fun Facts

• My opening line is a refrence to "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing".
• The grid-like background was used in the facts.
• When I say Strong Bad wrote a rap on it, I'm referring to this.
• The Vector Strong Bad easter egg is a refrence to the game StrongBadZone. The graphics and sound even come from the game.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 2 out of 5 icons
• Umm...Yeah. This was my first e-mail, so I learned through trial-and-error learning. This didn't turn out good, so I think I'll make a The Paper 2.0.