Color Printer's E-mails/Hacker

Summary

Color Printer's Shutters XP gets HACK'D and destroyed. I mean, DESTROY'D.

Cast: Color Printer

Transcript

Color Printer: Checkin' e-mail on the flip side! !edis plif eht no liam-e 'nikechC!

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Color Printer: {reads it as "five-ninety-eight-three-fourty-seventy-five..."}...Uh...wha-? What is this? Did Homsar send me a bunch of crap?...again? This is, like, some kind of code. Eh, should I reply?

{suddenly, the screen turns fuzzy. You know, when you have that static on the TV when the cable's out?}

Color Printer: Okay...now this has never happened before. Weird. Maybe it's that new virus protection I got.

{suddenly the screen goes to the Flagrant System Error screen, but the text reads:}

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
We are sorry, but your computer
has now been hacked. So there.
Ha. You won't be using it anytime soon.

Press any key_

Color Printer: What? {mumbles, reading screen, then talks normal} Ack! My computer's been hacked?!? Gah! I'm pressing keys, I'm pressing keys!!! {starts pressing keys on the keyboard}

{suddenly, screen goes dark. The Shutters XP turns off.}

Color Printer: Noooooooooooooooooooo! {bangs head on keyboard}

{the paper comes down, only it reads the following:}

Bwa ha ha! Your computer has been hacked!
If you really want to e-mail this pathetic loser,
click here!

Easter Eggs

None

Fun Facts

• Uh, my rap is like Strong Bad's rap from rock opera
• When Color Printer says something about his new virus protection he got, it must mean he doesn't use Morton Antivirus anymore.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 2 out of 5 icons
• Yes, that e-mail was random text. Yes, this e-mail stunk. Yes, this phone's plugged in.