Color Printer's E-mails/2 questions

Overview

Color Printer is asked 2 questions: whether he uses black ink or not, and what has he printed this week.

Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer

Transcript

Color Printer: Da da da, Number 9.

Dear COlour Printer,
Being a printer, do you use Black? Also, what have you printed this week?
Friends with Fry, Leela & Bender,
Futuramaooy.

{Color Printer pronounces "COlour" as "Co-loo-er", and pronouces "Futuramaooy" as "Fu-ture-ah-ma-oo-why"}

Color Printer: {clicks reply, starts typing} Well, first I will answer your first question. Do I use black ink...let's see here. Is black a color? Can color printers have black ink AND color ink? The answers should both be yes. So, on to your next question. What have I printed? Well...Let me check my printing log.

{Color Printer opens a desk drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper}

Color Printer: Let's see here...

Weekly Printing Log
January 2-8

E-mails 1-7 for archiving
An order form for Melonade Monthly Magazine
H*R Trading Cards
Some digital pictures
A fake million dollar bill to trick Strong Bad
Some Printson, Inc. contracts

Color Printer: {reads list aloud, puts it away and starts typing again} So there you go. In case you didn't see, let me just-TOO BAD! {stops typing} Anyway, remember, e-mail is good. Now I have to go find out who Fry, Leela & Bender are.

{The paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "see" to see the list again.

Fun Facts

• Someone shoot me in the head if I'm wrong, but I think Fry, Leela, and Bender are characters from Futurama.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 2 out of 5 icons
• This lacked funny. I think I was on a streak of non-funny e-mails. Good thing I broke it. I think.