Color Printer's E-mails/20X6

Overview

Lameire (yes, I know, weird name) asks Color Printer what he will be like in the year 20X6. Thus, Laser Printer is introduced!

Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer, Bubs, Laser Printer, Stinkoman

Places: Bubs' Concession Stand, Planet K

Transcript

{cut to the Bubs' Consession Stand where Color Printer and Bubs are}

COLOR PRINTER: Did my, uh..."thing" come in yet?

BUBS: I don't know. Let me check the packages I got. {walks away towards the back of stand to where we can't see him}

COLOR PRINTER: Oh! I better check my e-mail! With...{pulls out a Palm Pilot}...my SPP 9000! Also known as...Super Palm Pilot 9000! {turns it on, takes out stylus, touches the E-mail icon}

Dear Color Printer,
What will you be like in 20X6?
Sincerely,
Lameire

COLOR PRINTER: {reads e-mail, has trouble reading Lameire, starts writing with the stylus} Well, "Lame air", I don't know. Let's find out.

{cut to a black screen with the words "X2 years later...", then cut to a 20X6 field where Laser Printer is standing}

COLOR PRINTER: {voice-over} I'd probably be, like, this robot called Laser Printer.

LASER PRINTER: Who wants a piece of me?

STINKOMAN: {offscreen} What's that? {walks onscreen} Do I hear a CHALLENGE? {starts powering up}

LASER PRINTER: Oh yes you do! {starts powering up}

STINKOMAN: DOUBLE DEUCE!!! {launches an attack at Laser Printer}

LASER PRINTER: LASER PRINTOUT! {launches an attack at Stinkoman}

{Both attacks collide, making an explosion. Cut back to the consession stand where Color Printer is still writing}

COLOR PRINTER: {still writing} So, there you go, "Lamb Eerie". {pronounces "Lamb" as "lam" but still writes "Lamb"} That is what I would be like in 20X6-{stops writing, is cut off by Bubs, who was just appeared carrying a package}

BUBS: All right! {sets package on counter} Here it is!

COLOR PRINTER: Yeah, yeah, hold on a second. {hits send and puts SPP 9000 away} Okay, now I'm ready to open it! {opens box}

{The screen turns gray, everything freezes. A stamp stamps itself on the screen, which now has the word "TOP SECRET" on it. The Paper comes down normally}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "secret" to hear me say something.

COLOR PRINTER: {voice-over} My face hurts. Are they gone yet?

Fun Facts

• None really, but it's the first time I made fun of someone's name. I'm well on my way to being like Strong Bad. Not really.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 4.5 out of 5 icons
• Oh yeah, this was good. I still don't know where I got Lameire. Really. Laser Printer will come up again, you can count on that.