Color Printer's E-mails/Virus

Overview

Color Printer gets a virus. The bad news is...his virus protection program isn't working!

Cast (in order of appearance): Color Printer

Transcript

Color Printer: {singing} 7 is my lucky number, so this must be my lucky e-mail. {double-clicks on Color Printer E-mail} Oh, what a lucky day!

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y76p; '0lu8jkyee;u4p;e'/Rh
Color Prin15456 `-------++++++gf
+++++-//==========/*8901ikg

Color Printer: {Pronounces "Ert plus: Why seventy-six P? All you ate jay-kajee--" then stops} What the-? What is this?!? Some spam mail? I see a Color Prin in there...but it's being interuptted by a bunch of numbers or somethin'. Did Homsar send me a bunch of crap again? Or...is this one of those virus e-mails? I have just the thing!

{Color Printer double clicks on an icon called "Anti-Virus". The following window comes up:}

Morton Anti-Virus
Choose one of the options below:

*Scan your computer
*Destroy some viruses
*Update your protection
*Help
*About
*Exit
*Are you still reading this list?

Color Printer: {clicks on "Scan your computer"} Scan time!

Scanning your computer...

0% done

Color Printer: Alright, now drop a train on 'em!

Scan Complete!

One Virus Found:
Doom_to_you.Virus

Delete?
*Heck yeah!
*Duh, nope.

Color Printer: Yikes! That can't be good! Delete it! {clicks on "Heck yeah!"}

Deleting...

This will take a few minutes...

Color Printer: Come on, come on! Hurry up!

{Suddenly, the computer justs shuts off without warning}

Color Printer: {alarmed} What the-?!? This can't be good!

{Suddenly, the computer blows up, knocking Color Printer backwards. He hits the back wall.}

Color Printer: Oof! No!!! SC 9000! Speak to me!

{Cut to the SC 9000, which has a big hole in it. It is also partly destroyed. Color Printer sobs and crys in the background. The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

• Clicking on the left contrast button makes sparks fly from it.
• Clicking on the right contrast button makes the screen flash "DELETED!" for a second.
• Clicking on the crack in the bottom-right corner of the computer screen will allow you to hear this short quote said by Color Printer.
  • Color Printer: {sobbing} Sniff...Dear Color Printer...sniff...how can you type if you're a printer...?

Fun Facts

• Morton Anti-Virus is a ripoff of Norton Antivirus.
• This is like e-mail virus. Even some lines come from it.
• The computer blowing up is a refrence to gimmicks.
• 7 must be unlucky for CP, 'cause this sure wasn't a lucky e-mail.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 4.5 out of 5 icons
• Yeah, this probably was the best e-mail before new ones came out. A 4.5 is very rare. It's sad to see my computer go, though. And yes, I have Norton AntiVirus.