Color Printer's E-mails/Stolen

Summary

Gasp! Color Printer stealing stuff? How can this be? What does he need the stuff for? Why am I asking these questions?

Cast: Color Printer, Cherry Greg, Bubs, Strong Bad, Mitchell, Bubsbot

Transcript

Color Printer: {singing} Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-mail!-{starts coughing} Ugh.

Dear Color Printer,
Has you stolen something?
Cwaaaapfully yows,
thatkidsam

Color Printer: {clears screen, starts typing, is worried} Umm..NO! NO I HAVEN'T! Don't..don't ask me that again! {stops typing, zoom out} Okay folks, I gotta cut this e-mail short! So, until next time, uh...bye! {gets off, runs offscreen fast}

{The Printed Paper comes down.}

Cherry Greg: Hey, where'd he go? This e-mail's not over yet!

{The Printed Paper goes back up. cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, where Bubs is selling something to Strong Bad. The object on the counter appears to be a plastic cup.}

Bubs: This is what I like to call the Plast-O-Matic-Memory-Upgrader! It'll add 10 bytes of memory to any computer!

Strong Bad: Awesome! I'll take it!

{suddenly, a blur moves across the screen. When it is gone, the sign on top of the stand is missing a U, so it reads "B BS' CONCES5ION STAND"}

Bubs and Strong Bad: What the-?

{cut to The Stick. Color Printer is there, holding the U.}

Color Printer: Yes! Yes! I have finally taken the Almighty U from The Prison of Sign! I must contact my master!

{cut to CP's closet. There is a telephone there. CP picks up the reciever}

Color Printer: {dials the number as he says it} 412-526-7545!

{We hear the phone ringing. Someone picks up}

Mitchell: Hello, this is Mitchell on my White Space Telephone! If you are hearing this, it means I am not in the white space right now, which means I am unable to take your call! So just leave me a message after the beep! {beep}

Color Printer: {hangs up} Darn! Wrong number! {picks up reciever and starts dialing again} 412-526-7543!

{Yeah, yeah, the phone thing again.}

???: Hello?

Color Printer: Oh, master! Bubsbot!

Bubsbot: Yes? What is it, Color Printing Device?

Color Printer: Color Printer. Anyway, I have retrieved the U!

Bubsbot: THE U? I told you to get the 5!

Color Printer: Uh-oh!

Bubsbot: I am going to-{gets cut off by CP hanging up}

Color Printer: I gotta go steal that 5!

{Color Printer runs out of the closet. Cut back to the computer. The Printed Paper comes down again.}

Easter Eggs

• Clcik on "that" to see an ad for the Plast-O-Matic-Memory-Upgrader.

Fun Facts

• The White Space Telephone does belong to Mitchell.

Author's Comments

• Rating: 4 out of 5 icons
• Don't ask...it was kinda funny. Weird. Funny and weird. Don't think about ever seeing Bubsbot again. You might see the Plast-O-Matic-Memory-Upgrader in another e-mail.