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*[[/The World's Greatest/36.5|Episode Thirty-six point five: Intermission]]
 
*[[/The World's Greatest/36.5|Episode Thirty-six point five: Intermission]]
 
*[[/The World's Greatest/37r|Episode Thirty-seven: For real this time]]
 
*[[/The World's Greatest/37r|Episode Thirty-seven: For real this time]]
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<blockquote>''{Short pause}''<br>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/38|Episode Thirty-eight: OH DEAR GOD NOT THIS AGAIN]]
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'''NOXIGAR:''' No, fuck this. Fuck this with a rake.<br>
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' My sentiments exactly.</blockquote>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Congratulations, Strong Intelligent. Your writing has managed to break me within thirty-seven episodes. After a while, it was like I was speaking a completely different language than what was being given as the script. So I tried riffing it in French for the last few episodes, only to realize that isn't funny either.<br>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/39|Episode Thirty-nine: Straight outta Andorra]]
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'''NOXIGAR:''' I am already a defeatist person by nature, and the horribleness of The World's Greatest is already something which is antithetical to the kind of humor I'm used to.<br>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/40|Episode Forty: Friendship is riding in a helicopter for an undisclosed amount of time, which is sort of magical]]
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Normally, I'd be content with lolrandom. After all, most of Psychedelic Eyeball's Lets Plays and YouTube Poops in general are the stuff pure unadulterated chaos thrives in.<br>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/41|Episode Forty-one: Jumping the Shark]]
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Unfortunately this is not anywhere near as funny. And I guess I should be content with ceasing my riffs 'cause I was starting to piss Sirrus off with trying to make fun of this crap and attempting to be able to do it ''well.'' I'm about as affable and exciting as watching paint dry, and that's why I piss people off. It's not a matter of ''if'' I piss someone off, but a matter of ''when'' due to how obnoxious my simple existence is.</blockquote>
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Jumping the shark implies The World's Greatest can get worse. This is upsetting for a lot of reasons.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/42|Episode Forty-two: Not making a Douglas Adams joke]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Isn't that in of itself a "Douglas Adams joke"?</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/43|Episode Forty-three: Life, the universe, and everything.]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/44|Episode Forty-four: Hedge Menders, assemble! ...yes, that was the best I could do.]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/45|Episode Forty-five: Never mind the bollocks, here's The World's Greatest!]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/46|Episode Forty-six: The World's Greatest: RED VERSION]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' If This is the RED version, I shudder to think what the BLUE version would have been like.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/47|Episode Forty-seven: TWG Smartglass]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/48|Episode Forty-eight: The Wrong Tires]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/49|Episode Forty-nine:  Hurt and Helicoptery]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/50|Episode Fifty: 50]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Wow, so milestone. Very innovative. Such impressive.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/51|Episode Fity-one: The Thrilling Conclusion]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/52|Episode Fifty-two: The Amazing Koalaman]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/53|Episode Fifty-three: The Dark Koala Rises]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Do you expect to be victorious? Because victory has already defeated you.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/54|Episode Fifty-four: Augustus 2012]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' AUGUSTUS GLOOP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP, THE MEAN AND GREEDY NINCOMPOOP. AUGUSTUS GLOOP, SO INFANTILE, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE FOR A WHILE.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/55|Episode Fifty-five: Wow I actually forgot about this]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/56|Episode Fifty-six: Behind the Scenes]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/57|Episode Fifty-seven: 19: 3]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't always get the jokes within 5 seconds of them being told, but when I do get the jokes within 5 seconds they tend to be terrible jokes.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/58|Episode Fifty-eight: The World's Greatest doesn't make episodes, but if they did, they'd probably be the best episodes in the world.]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/59|Episode Fifty-nine: World's Greatest spin-off showcase]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/60|Episode Sixty(!): You only live twice, or 13 times if you're a time lord]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I always feel like a Time Lord whenever I'm anywhere, honestly. I'm always that out-of-place.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/61|Episode Sixty-one: Modern WarBear]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/62|Episode Sixty-two: The Christmas Episode]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/63|Episode Sixty-three: The Climbing on trees in search of eucalyptus leaves Dead]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/64|Episode Sixty-four: Playstation]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Naming an episode based on the best console series ever is a good way to show hidden quality. Maybe The World's Greatest isn't entirely terrible after all- nah, I'm kidding, even if someone made a fanstuff that referenced everything I liked and handled it reasonably well I'd still have to take an objective glance at it in case it winds up having mediocre writing.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/65|Episode Sixty-five: Nominated for an Academy Award]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/66|Episode Sixty-six: Fresh Prince of the air (you know because he's a helicopter?)]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/67|Episode Sixty-seven: Into LIGHTNESS jeez i crack myself up]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/68|Episode Sixty-eight: an anime]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/69|Episode Sixty-nine: this episode to be names after my favourite sex position, the flesh headphones]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I'll pretend for StroHersh's sake that this isn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/70|Episode Seventy: Most TV shows don't have seventy episodes]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Most TV shows have more lines of dialogue than ten in each episode.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/71|Episode Seventy-one: pls buy mace swinger im poor]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I get the feeling you already have Mace Swinger.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/72|Episode Seventy-two: The Binding of Fly-saac]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/73|Episode Seventy-three: Koalas Must Die]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' For what it's worth, I actually don't mind these Steam titles being appropriated into TWG Episode titles, since some of these are actually kind of creative.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/74|Episode Seventy-four: lol these titles are ass]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' His admittance of how shoddy these titles all are is really unnerving. It makes me wish he actually tried to write well, is all.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/75|Episode Seventy-five: Documentary]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/76|Episode Seventy-six: Brave New World]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/77|Episode Seventy-seven: FTL: Faster than Lhenry]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/78|Episode Seventy-eight: Moominquint at Sea]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/79|Episode Seventy-nine: Enemy Unknown]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/80|Episode Eighty: Justin from Luther is in this episode]]
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' I wish I watched Luther so I could get the joke of this episode title.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/81|Episode Eighty-one: I'm a koala bear... get me out of here!]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/82|Episode Eighty-two: Henrycrantz and Quintenstern are dead]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/83|Episode Eighty-three: The World's Greatest Among Us]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/84|Episode Eighty-Four: Revelations/Revolution/Retribution/Reloaded/Return]]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iNOoGSbeS8&list=UUifnAViM462TW7AGcyseYpg Episode Eighty-five: Animated Trailer ft. Remolay]
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<blockquote>'''NAMINE:''' Is this link like the Aruseus Emails episode in that I'd have to-<br>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Nah, nothing obtrusive has to be downloaded and I still wouldn't riff this anyway.<br>
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'''NAMINE:''' How come?<br>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Remolay's voice is actually pretty awesome-sounding for Henry.<br>
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'''NAMINE:''' And what about Quint?<br>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' I don't think he actually says anything, unless he's the one inviting me to watch The World's Greatest on CBBC.<br>
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'''NAMINE:''' You can't go wrong with CBBC.</blockquote>
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*[[/The World's Greatest/86|Episode Eighty-Six: The Binding of Fly-saac: Rebirds]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/87|Episode Eighty-Seven: Big Hero 87]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/88|Episode Eighty-Eight: To Pimp a Helicopter]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/98|Episode Eighty-Nine: Good Koala Maad City]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/90|Episode Ninety: Section: Ninety]]
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*[[/The World's Greatest/91|Episode Ninety-one: An Evening with Quint]]
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<blockquote>''{Noxigar accidentally spills coffee on the page.}''</blockquote>
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[[/LostEpisode|Episode 14: Crash]]
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<blockquote>''{A portal to the Lost Episode opens. Before Noxigar can do anything, Namine jumps in and the portal closes.}''<br>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' Guess it's just me tonight, with the Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin that we both ordered. :( </blockquote>
  
 
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What's the point of this? To be salty at me? Well, good job. You win. You win at making riffs cease for at least a few good months.<br>
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<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' What's the point of this? To be salty at me?</blockquote>
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'''NOXIGAR:''' How the fuck does someone make something so bad to make me ragequit? How? Even ''The Choom Gang'' failed to do just that, and they came close due to how half-assed a majority of their later riffs on things were in MFT3K. I actually skipped several segments of things in MFT3K due to either the half-assery or simple incompleteness on their part which'd make my riffs of their riffs instantly unfunny. My entire basis for riffing Aruseus Emails was taking advantage of the fact MFT3K halted completely by now.</blockquote>
 

Latest revision as of 05:01, 3 December 2015

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NOXIGAR: Aagh! What is this image and why will it haunt my dreams tonight?!

And by greatest I mean "most curmedgeonly"

NOXIGAR: Wait so this is promising The World's Greatest to be "The World's Most Sourpussly."

NOXIGAR: 'Cause curmudgeon is the correct spelling, and curmudgeon essentially means bad-tempered, difficult, or cantankerous.

NOXIGAR: I'm going to surmise this is par for the course in regards to Strong Intelligent's mannerisms in regards to me. After all, he was hesitant about me riffing his thing when I suggested it to myself and he doesn't really like a majority of my riffs. I can't blame him, personally, as a few are somewhat mediocre due to the source material being that bad (see: GAME 1 - I'm never going to finish that because GAME 1 is too boring to riff).

THEME SONG: "Oooooh, I'm a snaaake, and I'm here to tell you my secrets!"

NOXIGAR: I'd like to hear those secrets over some tea.
now maybe my mother will love me

THE SHOW

This show is about Quint, a koala bear and his talking helicopter friend called Henry.

NOXIGAR: This is a premise that sounds promising.
However, it is only pronounced
Henry
"HENRAHHHHGH".
Quint
Every episode is simply Quint and Henry's journey from Andorra to Maine, which takes several years.
NOXIGAR: Pray tell, where is Andorra?

EPISODES

NOXIGAR: Uh, shouldn't "A New Hope" be what Episode 4 is called?
NOXIGAR: It doesn't seem that special, to be honest.
NOXIGAR: So... it's like an HD version of your previous system?
NOXIGAR: Despite my positive memories of Friends, I wouldn't want this to be similar to that show in episode quality.
NOXIGAR: I fixed that parentheses which would otherwise be missing. Also, I don't really care that much about the Undertaker and don't find anybody's pecs attractive.
NOXIGAR: I hope the episode's longer than The World's Greatest 2. I don't think I ever got the Turbo expansion.
NOXIGAR: I'm not sure why Episode 22 isn't called "On Water!" since that's what you'd get when you mix ice and enough heat to melt it.
NOXIGAR: As far as I can tell, none of these titles have anything to do with the episodes they correspond with.
NOXIGAR: For StroHersh's sake I'll pretend this wasn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Ooh, I wonder how gritty it'll be?!
NOXIGAR: That's what every episode of The World's Greatest is, though. Especially Episode Nineteen or whatever.
NOXIGAR: My sentiments exactly.
NOXIGAR: Jumping the shark implies The World's Greatest can get worse. This is upsetting for a lot of reasons.
NOXIGAR: Isn't that in of itself a "Douglas Adams joke"?
NOXIGAR: If This is the RED version, I shudder to think what the BLUE version would have been like.
NOXIGAR: Wow, so milestone. Very innovative. Such impressive.
NOXIGAR: Do you expect to be victorious? Because victory has already defeated you.
NOXIGAR: AUGUSTUS GLOOP, AUGUSTUS GLOOP, THE MEAN AND GREEDY NINCOMPOOP. AUGUSTUS GLOOP, SO INFANTILE, HE DESERVES TO BE THERE FOR A WHILE.
NOXIGAR: I don't always get the jokes within 5 seconds of them being told, but when I do get the jokes within 5 seconds they tend to be terrible jokes.
NOXIGAR: I always feel like a Time Lord whenever I'm anywhere, honestly. I'm always that out-of-place.
NOXIGAR: Naming an episode based on the best console series ever is a good way to show hidden quality. Maybe The World's Greatest isn't entirely terrible after all- nah, I'm kidding, even if someone made a fanstuff that referenced everything I liked and handled it reasonably well I'd still have to take an objective glance at it in case it winds up having mediocre writing.
NOXIGAR: I'll pretend for StroHersh's sake that this isn't a shitty "sixty-nine" joke.
NOXIGAR: Most TV shows have more lines of dialogue than ten in each episode.
NOXIGAR: I get the feeling you already have Mace Swinger.
NOXIGAR: For what it's worth, I actually don't mind these Steam titles being appropriated into TWG Episode titles, since some of these are actually kind of creative.
NOXIGAR: His admittance of how shoddy these titles all are is really unnerving. It makes me wish he actually tried to write well, is all.
NOXIGAR: I wish I watched Luther so I could get the joke of this episode title.
NAMINE: Is this link like the Aruseus Emails episode in that I'd have to-

NOXIGAR: Nah, nothing obtrusive has to be downloaded and I still wouldn't riff this anyway.
NAMINE: How come?
NOXIGAR: Remolay's voice is actually pretty awesome-sounding for Henry.
NAMINE: And what about Quint?
NOXIGAR: I don't think he actually says anything, unless he's the one inviting me to watch The World's Greatest on CBBC.

NAMINE: You can't go wrong with CBBC.
{Noxigar accidentally spills coffee on the page.}

Episode 14: Crash

{A portal to the Lost Episode opens. Before Noxigar can do anything, Namine jumps in and the portal closes.}
NOXIGAR: Guess it's just me tonight, with the Giuseppe's Pizza Cabin that we both ordered. :(

nah

nah

NOXIGAR: What's the point of this? To be salty at me?
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