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RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/8
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The end is nigh
NOXIGAR: Oh, I'm sure it is.
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: Hey Quint, what do you think of catalysts?
QUINT: It annoys me how they never alter the position of chemical equilebriums
NOXIGAR: equilibriums
in equations.
HENRY: You've been reading wikipedia, haven't you?
NOXIGAR: I guess it was that obvious.
{Noxigar shrugs. A chemical explosion is heard in the background.}
QUINT: WELL AT LEAST I TRIED!
NOXIGAR: Your lack of punctuations doesn't make your effort half as noticeable as your Wikipedia reading.
HENRY: Sorry, daddio.
QUINT: That's okay, sonnio.
{A crazy woman with drawings on her face pops in}
WIFIO: DOES DAT MAKE ME WIFEO?!
NOXIGAR: Why did I see this coming?
QUITN: No.
WIFEO: Awwww.
{Wifeo goes back}
QUINT: I love her so much.
HENRY: Same.
NOXIGAR: Wait so do we get to see Poochie, or what?
{End}