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Are you sick of these bastards yet

NOXIGAR: Hmph. I have difficulty deciding between The World's Greatest or WUW Edition! as being the worst piece of crap I've ever riffed.

Transcript

{Open to the two. Quint is on an excersise

NOXIGAR: exercise

ball}

HENRY: Seriously, what does it do?!

QUINT: What doesn't it do?

NOXIGAR: It doesn't make The World's Greatest's writing any better, that's for sure.

HENRY: STOP SAYING THAT!

NOXIGAR: I'd like to know what it doesn't do.

QUINT: It enhances the body and the mind.

NOXIGAR: Does it also enhance the soul?

HENRY: Want to know what enhances my body and mind? YOUR MUM.

QUINT: The ball has given me the mental capacity to push past that weak insult.

HENRY: I know one insult you can't push past.

QUINT: Try me.

HENRY: You are a terrible walker.

{Quint jumps off his ball, flying into a rage}

QUINT: DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO ME, YOU PAPER EATER

NOXIGAR: I wish there were some bad guys who I could root for in lieu of these chucklefucks.

HENRY: Oh you son of a...

{Fifteen minute pause}

NOXIGAR: WHAT IS IT WITH THESE LONG-ASS PAUSES?!

HENRY: ...toad.

{End}

NOXIGAR: Again, I am sick of these bastards and I was sick of them since Episode 1.