RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/73

I find tumblr to be a slightly healthier alternative to punching yourself in the face when it comes to causing pain

NOXIGAR: Tumblr's a site just like any other. It's no better than this one, it's no better than Reddit or Facebook, and like them Tumblr has its own pros and cons.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Oh no, I see a sea monster down there in the ocean!!

HENRY: You think that's bad? I see a bona-fide sky monster up here in the sky!

NOXIGAR: A Sky monster would ideally have wings capable of keeping itself afloat or something, wouldn't it? I don't know how that'd make it a "bona-fide" sky monster.

QUINT: I'm not kidding, Henry, I think I see the Leviathan.

HENRY: Nor am I, I can see the Aviathan.

{Short pause}

QUINT: Why did people say the "avian bird flu", I mean that's actually redundant what the hell guys jeez

NOXIGAR: For once, I agree with Quint. "Avian bird flu" is redundant.

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