RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/86

ho ho ho. santa quit being so misogynistic.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: Quint, tell me a story.

QUINT: A man fucks a Gregs pasty. His dick gets superpowers.

{Short pause}
NOXIGAR: I kind of imagine Lex's voice whenever I hear, "A man fucks a Greg's pasty."

HENRY: How very vulgar, Quint.

QUINT: I'm sorry. It's just something I read on the internet.

HENRY: But Quint, we don't even get wi-fi!

NOXIGAR He makes a superb point, considering you guys have been out in the Ocean for whoever knows how long at this point.

HENRY: Also, it's 1972.

NOXIGAR: Apparently so long that you travelled back in time. I didn't even think that was possible.

QUINT: Groovy, funky.

HENRY: Why are we in 1972. Quint what did you do.

NOXIGAR: By my socks, how can you forget how to use question marks?!

QUINT: I did what I had to do. For my country.

HENRY: Which is?

QUINT: The year 1972. My entire country is stuck in suspended animation there. Please help us.

NOXIGAR: I don't even know how Andorra could be in suspended animation.

{Short pause}

HENRY: Looks like Grandpa's off his meds again!!

{Laugh track. Quint talks as everyone laughs over him}

QUINT: no please im in great danger

{The laugh gets louder}

NOXIGAR: They're laughing to forget the pain, aren't they?

{End}