RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/55

True Story: My laptop crashed 3 times in the making of this episode

NOXIGAR: Your laptop hates The World's Greatest as well? Sweet! Maybe I can find a new best friend after all!

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Nick Bentdner is a pretty terrible guy.

NOXIGAR: Joique Bell is a pretty awesome guy.
NAMINE: Why so?

HENRY: Why so?

QUINT: Well I think he played for Arsenal once.

NOXIGAR: Well I think Bell's playing for the Detroit Lions. Detroit's in Michigan, one of the states that has my ideal climate.
NAMINE: Hmph. I could only ever imagine supporting Baltimore as far as teams are concerned.

HENRY: Eeeeeeeeeew, the only team I could ever imagine supporting is Liverpool!

QUINT: Well, duh, only a loser would fail to see they have won every game against Arsenal 600 nil and have NEVER lost to them.

NOXIGAR: Well, only a kangaroo pimp would fail to see that making tri-colour Decks for EDH takes time and effort. I wish there was a tri-colour combo that'd sate my desire to make a Deck about pure lifegain control with Turbofog on the side.
NAMINE: Bantz.

HENRY: Bantz.

{Short pause}

QUINT: Jesus Christ, this keyboard has no apostrophie key do you have any idea how hard typing is

NOXIGAR: Sweet bro and hella damn this episode has no apostrophe key do you have any idea how hard reading this episode is
NAMINE: Bantz.

{End}

NAMINE: Bantz.