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Welcome...TO THE WHIMSY DOOOOOME!

NOXIGAR: Whimsy Dome? That sounds like a level in a platformer that's trying too hard to be like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Where everyone turned on their macbooks at once, apparently

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: I'm putting emphasis on this statement!

NOXIGAR: Indeed you are. Why, though?

HENRY: OHSHIT!

QUINT: I'm sure this will be written about in an ENGLISH GCSE EXAM!

HENRY: Almost definatley!

NOXIGAR: ... it's definitely and doing bad grammar on purpose is starting to get old.

QUINT: 46/100, just shy of an A*!

NOXIGAR: "Eh, as much as I love bein' an English teacher, these sorry sods are going to flunk my course. I might as well make my gradin' system more benevolent 'cause I'll be teachin' the material better than anybody within my Department!"

HENRY: Whaaaaaat? I'm some kind of writing prodigy??? What's with the missing marks!

QUINT: You can't spell "definatley".

NOXIGAR: You don't lose 54 points from spelling one word wrong. You just don't.

HENRY: Oh, fair enough.

{Short pause}

HENRY: Italics.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I'm putting emphasis on how downhill the writing is turning out to be, and I didn't even think that was possible.
NAMINE: Bantz.