RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/46

It's time to d-d-d-d

NOXIGAR: The episode's already broken. Great.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Dey call me da music man, but mah name's da marga man!

NOXIGAR: What the hell is Quint doing? I hope I can recognize that accent.

HENRY: Really?

QUINT: Akchally, dem be but two of my hundreds and hundreds of names.

NOXIGAR: No really, is that a cockney accent?

HENRY: Please, state all of them.

QUINT: Kaid Pignot,Emigdio Topcudere, Prokhor GazaleCaelestinus Barcelita Ulloriaq Enricue, Iain Bouskila, Palmer Hoshigoe,Badal Herouvim,Kennet Poko, Zeeman Belyaevskiy, Clemens Sakota, Callahan Huz, Sjoerd Dreaper, Milbourne Tiyo,Iacomus Filipovna, United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil. Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan, Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

NOXIGAR: And this guy thinks "Quigley" is a bad name. I mean, I don't get how "Iain" is to be pronounced, not to mention "Emigdio" or- ah, knobs. He's now just naming countries.

Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland And Germany now one piece, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia Italy, Turkey, and Greece. Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania Ireland, Russia, Oman, Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran. There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain, The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

NOXIGAR: The order in which Quint is saying these countries seems to be familiar, but I can't put my finger on where he's getting this nomenclature order from.

India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan, Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia) And China, Korea, Japan. Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia The Philippine Islands, Taiwan, Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand Then Borneo, and Vietnam. Alan Davies, Doctor Who, Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana, Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo The Spanish Sahara is gone, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia Country, Cuntry, Century, Dan Egypt, Benin, and Gabon. Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali Sierra Leone, and Algiers, Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya Will anyone notice this?

NOXIGAR: I noticed it as soon as you said "United States, Canada, Mexico"

Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

NOXIGAR: Doesn't it end at Zaire with whoever was citing the countries in that order getting tired not long after? I guess Quint's more resilient.

Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman, Copy and Paste Countries

NOXIGAR: I expected better of Strong Intelligent for some reason.

Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia... ,Mauritania Then,Monaco, Liechtenste in Malta,and Palestine, Fiji, Australia, Sudan Jeremy, Music Man, Marga Man,

NOXIGAR: You've already said "Music Man" and "Marga Man," you jabroni.

Catboy, Frenchie, Arty Darvs, Daniel Bryan, Reggo Den, Lolita, Brony Bro the Unlikeable spod TeaCup, Simon Lane, Bradley Chalkers, Red, Blue, Prof. Oak, Misty, Brock Gemini, Leo, Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn, Wheat, Pork, Beef, Beefington Wench Toxic cow, Prench Landow, Dave, Ben, StroHersh, Chumpster, Strong Intelligent

NOXIGAR: Wait, why would Quint need to use Strong Intelligent's likeness? He's quite the bright chap if my dealings with him are of any indication!

Philip Maximillanus Conroy, Farmer Gerald Farmer Insane Tim, Evil Jim, Barry, Kevin, Janitor, Glen Matthews, Dr. Jan Itor, Scrubs reference Scribbler, Hershey, Tim-tam, Squidge, Jude Jack, Jock, Jick, Jeck, Juck and sometimes Jyck Jacob Cracker, Beanus Baggery, Ninten Diggery Essiem JCM, Muggy, The Courier, Ulysees, Wheatley, Rick, Chell, Cave Johnson Richie, Marcus, Likes, Balls, Cleverbot, Daisy Chat, BEN,

NOXIGAR: You've said "Ben" twice, you jabroni.

I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the desert's bare, man. I've breathed the mountain air, man. Of travel I've had my share, man.

NOXIGAR: You definitely put some effort into your lyrical style, man.

I've been everywhere. I've been to: Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota, Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota, Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma, Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma, Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo, Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla, I'm a killer. I've been to: Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana, Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana, Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa, Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa, Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake.

NOXIGAR: Okay, I think I get it now- wait, Quint's not done.

I've been to: Louisville, Nashville, Knoxville, Ombabika, Schefferville, Jacksonville, Waterville, Costa Rica, Pittsfield, Springfield, Bakersfield, Shreveport, Hackensack, Cadillac, Fond du Lac, Davenport, Idaho, Jellico, Argentina, Diamantina, Pasadena, Catalina, see what I mean-a.

NOXIGAR: No, I don't see what you mean.

I've been to: Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado, Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado, Larimore, Admore, Haverstraw, Chatanika, Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika, Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity. Ribbit Laxius, Rayman, Dexter, Dee-dee, Mandark

NOXIGAR: If Quint's "been to" those last three, no wonder I didn't like Dexter's Laboratory as a kid.
NOXIGAR: And no, I'm not joking.

You shouldn't have done that, This is, a regular sentence, with lots of commas, inbetween, I just want, to say That, Paul Contento, Was a massive bell-end

NOXIGAR: He's not the only bell-end I'm noticing.

Na, K, O, C, Gaberiel, Kassius Ohno, Thudly, Eagle Matsumoto, Ace Nelson Captain Jeb, Steve, Lobbnee God, Dog, Christine, Dean Domino, GODDAMN BATMAN, Catsy Yiddle, Delaware, Dollywolly, Herly Berly On the curly wurly, Chair, Chet, Chan Quint, Henry, Honry, Music man

and finally, Marga Man.

NOXIGAR: I'm just going to call Quint "Thudly" from now on.

HENRY: Wait, so which one of those us your real name?

QUINT: The world may never know.

{End}

NOXIGAR: Damn it, Thudly. I didn't want another rap episode to happen. Especially not one as terrible as this. Now you've dissuaded me from rapping on the WUW. Thanks a lot, you wanker.