RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/13

Sleeeeeep

NOXIGAR: Every time you write an episode of The World's Greatest, I wonder if you need sleep or laudinum.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Hey, man, could you pass me a Kinder egg?

HENRY: Sure thing.

{Quint pulls a Kinder egg out of his mouth, before unwrapping it and stuffing the chocolate in. He opens the prize, which is another kinder egg.

NOXIGAR: Oh good gravy. Is this going to be one of those endless loops?

He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg.

NOXIGAR: Yup. This is already getting old pretty fast.

He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg.

NOXIGAR: This was definitely written when you could've slept and made a better episode than this

He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg.

NOXIGAR: Strong Intelligent how high did you get before writing this episode?

He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg. He unwraps it, stuffs the chocolate into his mouth and opens the prize, which is another kinder egg.

NOXIGAR: Did you just copy-paste this sentence a set number of times?

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NOXIGAR: Remind me never to get kinder eggs so I don't run into these cyclical loops myself.

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NOXIGAR: Ugh, finally.

QUINT: Cool, a toy soldier!

HENRY: what just happe-

NOXIGAR: Quint got a toy soldier and the episode sucked a little less than the previous twelve.

{End}

HENRY: Hey, could you gi

NOXIGAR: At least let Henry finish his sentences. The episode's been naught but filled to the brim with kinder eggs.